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  • Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?"
    Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them."
    His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother."
    A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face,
    Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much."
    The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?"
    Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Family Jokes
  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Alia Bhatt so genius.. that... All scientists failed to answer this Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating ? Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khatarnaaaaak baccha!!!!!!!!!! Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi Aaya?. Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya... Madam: Aur Kal ?.. Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
    • 9 years ago



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  • GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??
    • 9 years ago



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  • In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup ........ . . . Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu . . . pal kya kalu . . . . . mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka kon.. ?? Dhoni No . . Salman No . . Tendulkar No . Phir kaun.. ?? . . Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka wo hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Jo apni GirlFrnd ka eklauta BoyFrnd ho.. . Agree ?? Thoko Like..
    • 9 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 9 years ago



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  • माँ 6 साल के बच्चे को पीटते हुये बोली, "नालायक, तूने भँगी के घर की रोटी खायी, तू भँगी हो गया, तूने अपना धर्म भ्रष्ट कर लिया. अब क्या होगा? . . बच्चे का मासूम सवाल : माँ, मैने तो एक बार उनके घर की रोटी खाई, तो मैं भँगी हो गया, । लेकिन वो लोग तो हमारे घर की रात की बची रोटी बर्षो से खा रहे हैं, तो वो ब्राह्राण क्यों नही हो पाये?? Today Best massage.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of laziness: 2 frnz studying at night 1st: Wats the time? 2nd threw a stone out of da window Neighbor: Kamino ab toh so jao, raat ke 3 baj gaye.. ;) whatsapp jokes
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!
    • 9 years ago



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