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1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi . . Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya Usne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba

10 years ago

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एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

“मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
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9 years ago

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High Class Insult . . . . . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi hai ..

10 years ago

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Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....

10 years ago

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Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sab pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is,, . . Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai

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Good 1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko 5 Baje Utar Jati. . . . pucho kyu? . . MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��

10 years ago

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Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...

10 years ago

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Divided by aunties asking "Beta kitna kama lete ho", united by boys saying "Itna ki aapki beti ko roz Pani puri khila sakta hu".

10 years ago

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........

कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये........
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9 years ago

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V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!! But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes, . . . . . . . . . Stop smiling Its Childhood...

10 years ago

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Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर

10 years ago

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Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.

10 years ago

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Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!

10 years ago

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Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...

10 years ago

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A GF is not one who says, . . . . "Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao" . . . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . . . "Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke baad ghar se utha lena..

10 years ago

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Never Abuse Girls.... . . . . . . . . . Ha agr gussa aa raha ho to . "AUNTYJI" bol do.... Kasam se gaali se jyada effect karega... Flirty K!llerr

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तुम अपने आप को कितना भी बडा आशिक समझ लो लेकिन सबसे दर्द भरे गानों का कलेक्शन ट्रेक्टर और ट्रक चलाने वालों के पास ही मिलता है

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कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...

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9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like

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Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye

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