girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
When a girl Is in her Mayka,
she stays like a RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh
LAXMI kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte
BAI ban jaati hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai
A boy had a crush on his classmate.
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One fine day he proposed her.
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But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again.
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And the boy remains silent for rest of the days.
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Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and
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writes in it
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" I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me."
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Four years passed,
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But.....
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the boy never approached the girl again.
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MORAL: boys never open their books.����
Baap (Bahot Gusse me):”
Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan
k Dushman Hain..
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Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne
Dushmano Se
Bhaag jaye..
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p
4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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1:" Front Right
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2:" Front Left
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3:" Back Right
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4:" Back Left
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Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
This is real story from Delhi.
Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…
Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.
Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…
Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..
Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D
whatsapp funny jokes love
Sorry Dosto कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर पाया…. जेल में था….!!!! मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी…., “पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnect n says,
'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...
Any Questions..?
Student : How to make her unconscious?
आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
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गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
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But
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Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
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Because Sister Know What Love
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And
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Brother Knows What Boys Are...