After Exam:
1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par
95 to pakke hai,
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2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question
to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
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3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas
itna pata hai
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4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai
to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko
maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi
yaar.
Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche
Kyu Hote The..
Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane
Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..!
Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
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Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
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Maa : OLX pe bech de
Punch of the day
Ultimate joke of d day
Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu...
Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT'
Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'...
This time Sardar rocked ...
Computer shocked��
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KADAK attitude..
GF Ne Msg Kiya:
"Meri Photo De Do.
Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai".
Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha:
"In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
Men will always be Men-
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra.
Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all.
When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said:
‘HARI OM’ and rest of them said- KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!
श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya,
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Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!!
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Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai
Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai,
Shadi Kab Karni Hai?
Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!
तिजोरी पर लिखा था- तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ खुल जाएगी।' . . बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई. . पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused: , , , , , चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry: :joy::joy::joy:
REAL LOVE:
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Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k
dupatte se pocha to wo boli:
"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
pocha to Maa boli:
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"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..?
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BecauSe !
They Know that Some where,
A Sweet & Innocent girl is
learning to be responsible For them.....!!
Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...
Any Questions..?
Student : How to make her unconscious?
एक पुलिस वाला रास्ते में चेकिंग कर रहा था तभी सामने से एक आदमी आता दिखा, पुलिस वाले ने उससे पूछा कि इस लाल बैग में क्या है…???
आदमी ने कहा: – बताते हैं बताते हैं….!!! :slight_smile: पुलिस वाले ने फिर पूछा, क्या है…? आदमी ने फिर कहा: – बताते हैं बताते हैं…!!! :slight_smile: पुलिस वाले को थोड़ा शक हुआ और वह उसे थाने ले आया…!!! थाने में बम डिफ्यूज करने वालों को बुलाकर उसका बैग खुलवाया तो उसमें बताशे निकले….!!!
पुलिस वाले ने उससे कहा कि इसमें बताशे हैं तुम बोल क्यों नहीं रहे थे…??? ;;; ;;; आदमी ने कहा कि इत्ती देल से यही तो तह लहा था ती इतमें बताते हैं बताते हैं…. :slight_smile:
BF Trolled
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Girlfriend : "Last night I had a
dream of you."
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Boyfriend (got excited): -
"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne
mein aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied : "We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the
river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for
someone."
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Boyfriend (with luv): "I was
searching for you,
na?
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Girlfriend said: NO,
You were shouting-
"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2
rupaye lene
the"