आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
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गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
Ultimate Truth Of School Life..
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If A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except
The Girl..
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And If A boy loves A Girl, Everyone Knows
Except The Girl..
Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?
Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come and drink.
Boy: please Mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.
Dentist : Rs 850 Sir.
Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper?
Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir.
Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic?
Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .
Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?
Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150.
Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?
Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.
Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती है क्या…???
एक बाबा खुश होकर बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!! ; ; ; ; ; ; पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: LOL :joy::joy:
Neil Armstrong landed on moon &
found 2
men already there.....
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He asked: "Who are you ??
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They replied : " Cameraman Praful
k sath
Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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" kal wali Zyada achi thi "
What is "WILL POWER" ??
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It is when you see
10 Notification,
20 Msgs and
30 Friend requests...
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and still you click
"Logout" and
"Study" !!!
2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, Darling
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And when they talk on their backs
about
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini number 1
2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main
tu pura
yeda lag raha hai be
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ??
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And when they talk on their backs
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1st: mast banda hai yaar
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2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai..
भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो।
पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो?
भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
"WANTED "...
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...
" DABBANG "...
Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare...
"READY"...
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge:
i, me, and myself...
"BODYGUARD"...
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna...
"KICK"......
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin
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"Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody we care....
Atleast once daily...��
Madam ordered a pizza..
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?
Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
Girl: "I love u"
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Boy: "I love u too"
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Girl: kitna pyar karte ho?
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Boy: Jitna tum karti ho.
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Girl: Kamine...
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Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya
to sona hai,
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Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,..
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,..
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Agar hawa me raha..
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga...
Students Thoko Likes..