Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar
mai koi
nhi hai,
aajao..
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Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar
sab log
hai Tera mann laga rahega
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Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b
hota hai
पतलू - . . . . अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया, वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Ek Shaikh Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Chips Kha Raha Tha Ke Achanak Ladki Ankhoon Main Ankhain Daal Kar Boli Tum Kya Feel Kar Rahe Ho, Shaikh "yahi Ke Tum Muj Se Zayada Chips Kha Rahi Ho" :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::blush:
आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
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गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main
bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le.
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hahaha Thoko LIKE
पति (पत्नी से)- यह शीशा तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। पत्नी (पति से)- बिल्कुल नहीं, तुम्हारे कारण टूटा है। मैंने तुम्हें फूलदान फेककर मारा था, यदि तुम अपनी जगह से नहीं हटते तो शीशा कभी नहीं टूटता।
Boy: You Wanna Know Something?
Girl: What ??
Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You Wanna Know The First?…
Gal: Sure….!!
Boy: Finding You
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya :
Heads aya
to sona hai,
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Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,..
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,..
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Agar hawa me raha..
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga...
Students Thoko Likes..
गुलाबी साडी :bride_with_veil: पहनकर आज :calendar: तुम्हारी भाभी :information_desk_person: बोली कैसी लग रही हू.:question: मैने कहा ???? बिलकुल दौ :v: हजार के नोट :dollar: के जैसी
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids..
she continues upward…
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor…
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor…
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!)
Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..
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The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी।
दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा।
लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए।
Happy monsoon