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  • शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
    छात्र – आम !
    शिक्षक – शाबाश !
    छात्र – अमरुद …
    शिक्षक – गुड !
    छात्र – सेब …
    शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
    छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Teacher And Student Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: "Tuj me Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu" Girl: "Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or vi Bhakt khade hai".
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • High Class Insult . . . . . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi hai ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
    • 9 years ago



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  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं: छी‍…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है। पति: और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।। ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
    कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
    है क्या…???

    एक बाबा खुश होकर
    बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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    पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
    कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    LOL :joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Guy- I Love u Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X
    • 9 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Whatsapp से Text स्टेटस का ऑप्शन हटने पर सबसे दुःखी वो Love Birds है

    जो लड़ाई होने पर दुःख भरे स्टेटस चेपकर आपस मे इमोशनल अत्याचार करते थे Grin.png
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." Moral Where there is Will there is a Way "Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��
    • 9 years ago



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  • Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!
    • 9 years ago



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