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  • Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap (Bahot Gusse me):” Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p
    • 10 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
    तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
    खुल जाएगी।'
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    बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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    पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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    चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
    से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz
    • 10 years ago



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  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

    पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

    मोटू - क्यों भाई?
    रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

    पतलू -
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    अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
    वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
    • 10 years ago



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