Whatsapp Funny Jokes

BF Trolled . . Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): - "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." . . Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting- "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"

10 years ago

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Aunty: tu abhi tak CA padh raha hai,tere saath ke bachon ki shaadi ho gye,engineer ban gye.. Me: job lagi kisi ki? :

10 years ago

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Boy :-You Look Like A Barbie. Girl :-*Happily* You Mean Beautiful and Tall ? Boy : No, Plastic and Without Brain..

10 years ago

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes

10 years ago

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Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

10 years ago

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Tu Sawal Nahi Ek
Paheli Hai…!!!
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Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai… ????

9 years ago

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Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes

10 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!

10 years ago

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Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye

10 years ago

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One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....

10 years ago

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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!

10 years ago

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:heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!

9 years ago

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एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
है क्या…???

एक बाबा खुश होकर
बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
LOL :joy::joy:

9 years ago

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पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे। एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा ! “ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?” पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।

10 years ago

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KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.

10 years ago

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आज मैंने इक दोस्त के 3 बार फोन करयो उने एक बार भी नी उठायो, फिर मैेने एक मैसेज भेज्यो “वा थारा नम्बर मांगी री थी”, 30 बार फोन अई गयो अब मैं नी उठई रियो हूँ.

10 years ago

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. ,

10 years ago

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Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....

10 years ago

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On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?

10 years ago

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