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Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?

9 years ago

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V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!! But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes, . . . . . . . . . Stop smiling Its Childhood...

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एक पुलिस वाला रास्ते में चेकिंग कर रहा था तभी सामने
से एक आदमी आता दिखा, पुलिस वाले ने उससे पूछा कि
इस लाल बैग में क्या है…???

आदमी ने कहा: – बताते हैं बताते हैं….!!! :slight_smile:
पुलिस वाले ने फिर पूछा,
क्या है…?
आदमी ने फिर कहा: – बताते हैं बताते हैं…!!! :slight_smile:
पुलिस वाले को थोड़ा शक हुआ और वह उसे थाने
ले आया…!!!
थाने में बम डिफ्यूज करने वालों को बुलाकर उसका
बैग खुलवाया तो उसमें बताशे निकले….!!!

पुलिस वाले ने उससे कहा कि इसमें बताशे हैं तुम बोल क्यों नहीं
रहे थे…???
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आदमी ने कहा कि इत्ती देल से यही तो तह लहा था ती इतमें बताते हैं बताते हैं…. :slight_smile:

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9 years ago

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जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

9 years ago

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पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं: छी‍…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है। पति: और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।। ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।

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Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me! . . Boy: Yes ? . … . Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain? . . Boy (Very Happy): Ge Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ? . . . . . . . . . Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein

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Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...

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Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

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Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!

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Ultimate Truth Of School Life.. . . . . . . . . . . If A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except The Girl.. . . . . . . . . . . And If A boy loves A Girl, Everyone Knows Except The Girl..

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))

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Dedicated To All Boys .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or Ladke Pade Rehte Hain Beer Bar Me..

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एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है। वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है। आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों? यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.

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INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5. And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. What can I do? Reply: Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!

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Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...

9 years ago

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आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ”

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GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??

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Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai

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