BF Trolled
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Girlfriend : "Last night I had a
dream of you."
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Boyfriend (got excited): -
"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne
mein aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied : "We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the
river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for
someone."
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Boyfriend (with luv): "I was
searching for you,
na?
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Girlfriend said: NO,
You were shouting-
"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2
rupaye lene
the"
Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu
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Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
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Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
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Boy:" Q ??
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Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
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Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere
paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu
patja..
Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha..
boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes
Must read it
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full
form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches
(new) Boy Again.
Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?
Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D
whatsapp jokes
Modern Love..!!
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(Boy & Girl On Date)
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Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge..??
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Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband
Ko
Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
Reactions of KISSING in various Countries
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America : - Kiss me hard !
France : - Kiss me Slowly!
India:
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Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, .
Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me.
Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga.
Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee
Boy : Aap kaun?
Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap?
Boy : Main gadhaaa....
Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai,
Shadi Kab Karni Hai?
Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!
एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती है क्या…???
एक बाबा खुश होकर बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!! ; ; ; ; ; ; पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: LOL :joy::joy:
पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे।
एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा !
“ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?”
पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।
KADAK Attitude…
Girl frnd ne msg kiya:
Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai.
Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha:
Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
आज मैंने इक दोस्त के 3 बार फोन करयो उने एक बार भी नी उठायो,
फिर मैेने एक मैसेज भेज्यो “वा थारा नम्बर मांगी री थी”,
30 बार फोन अई गयो अब मैं नी उठई रियो हूँ.
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.
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Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody u care....
Atleast once daily ....