Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?

9 years ago

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Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��

9 years ago

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Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))

9 years ago

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Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai Aur aadat ho jaati hai, . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai, . . par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui, . Thats called SELF CONTROL

9 years ago

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जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
:grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

8 years ago

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One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!

9 years ago

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Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:

8 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

8 years ago

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1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺

9 years ago

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MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy Boy: what is this? Girl: customer’s feedback

9 years ago

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BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." Moral Where there is Will there is a Way "Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��

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Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??

9 years ago

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Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D

9 years ago

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

9 years ago

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On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?

9 years ago

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એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

8 years ago

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Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi��

9 years ago

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Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr

9 years ago

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BOY- Sir Iska Kya Mtlb Hai “I M
GOING”
SIR- Mai Ja Raha Hu.
BOY- Sir Bataiye Na
SIR- Mai Ja Raha Hu
BOY-saale Aise Kaise Chala Jaega
Answr Bata K Ja

:joy::grinning::joy::grinning::joy:

8 years ago

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A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

9 years ago

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