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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full
form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches
(new) Boy Again.
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . .
When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . .
But....
When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . .
And.....
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When the right one finds u with the wrong one,
u r
COMPLETELY FINISHED .
Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi?
Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi
Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna
आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है ।
जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की,
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गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है,
जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ??
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Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte..
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Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao
abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana
Rakha Hai.. ??
3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff& new
dresses & said she wanted to
look good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts & ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
Ladies driving:D
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))
"WANTED "...
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...
" DABBANG "...
Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare...
"READY"...
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge:
i, me, and myself...
"BODYGUARD"...
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna...
"KICK"......
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin
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"Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody we care....
Atleast once daily...��
Madam ordered a pizza..
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?
Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikha do..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna
gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future.