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Phle Wo Meri GF Thi, Mai Bolta Or Wo Sunti Thi. Fir Wo Meri Mngetr Bni, Wo Bolti Or Mai Sunta Tha. Ab Wo Meri BV Hai, Ham 2no Bolte Hai Pura Mohalla Sunta Hai.

10 years ago

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पडोसी के घर से प्याज भुनने की खुश्बू आ रही है...क्या इनकम टैक्स वालों को इन्फॉर्म किया जाये...!

10 years ago

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ShUrkH kHaN kI bIrThDaY pE uS kI wIfE aUsY kIyA gIfT dEgI ? SoChO ? SoChO ThInK ? ThInK SoChO yAr SiMpLe NiSwAr.

10 years ago

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Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi, Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi. Jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo daaman uska, Zindagi roke nahi has ke gujar jayegi.

10 years ago

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SchooL Me Ladke Line Me Khade The, PehLe Ladke Ka Naam Jeet Hai To Uske PichewaLe Ka Naam Kya Hai.? ? Darr ? Q Ki Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai.

10 years ago

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Aaj SMS Ka Birthday H, Apne Inbox ka SbSe Khubsurt SMS mujhe Bhejo. Ye Msg sbko Send Kro or Dekho KisKe Inbox Se Sabse Khubsurat SMS Aata H.Reply must, Khan

10 years ago

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Aapki Shaan Me Arz Hai, Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Waah... Waah... Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Main Hairan Hu Is Baat Se Ki Wo Tumhari Niyat Pehle Se Hi Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai.?

10 years ago

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Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi, Basti Chuti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi, Chahe Hum Bhula De Zamane Ko, Magar Apki Ye Dosti Humesha Yaad Rahegi.

10 years ago

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क्या जनवरी क्या फरवरी..
क्या करे नवम्बर दिसम्बर को,
जब तुम :person_with_blond_hair:‍♀ही नहीं :point_up:मेरे :slight_smile:पास
ते आग :fire:लगे कलेंडर:calendar_spiral: को....

9 years ago

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सभी प्रेमिकाए अपने प्रेमी को छोड़ के "भाग" जाती है मेरी वाली तो "चल" के गई थी

10 years ago

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Guard: Madam iss swimming pool me nahana mana hai.. Girl: Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.. Guard: Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi... A...DON

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Boy:papa sach aur raz main kaya farq hai? Papa:Tum mairey batey ho yeh sach hai msg parhney wala b maira hi beta hai yeh aik raz hai A waji a kun tey Gandi ulaad na maza na suwaad

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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti… Abhishek98.Tk

10 years ago

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BETI ki mohabbat ko kabhi Aazmana nahi, woh phool hai usse kabhi Rulana nahi, BAAP ka toh Maan hoti hai BETI, Zinda Hone ki Pehchan Hoti hai BETI, Uski Ankhe kabhi Num na Hone dena, Uski zindagi se khushiya kabhi kam na Hone dena, Ungli pakad ke kal jis ko Chalaya tha tumne, Phir Usko hee Doli mai Beethana hai tumhe, Bahut Chota sa Safar Hota hai BETI ka saath Bahot kum Waqt ke Liye hoti hai woh hamare pass....

10 years ago

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Ek Maa Ki Request Hai Please Ye Msg Itna Felao Ke Us Ke Beto Tak Pahuch Jaye.. Beta Ramesh Aur Suresh Pitaji Ki Patlun Ek Bilaan Chhoti Ho Gayi Ho To Ghar Wapas Aa Jao.

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Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samj Nahi Aa Raha Kya Kru.? ChaL Ab Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se sMs Kar.

10 years ago

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मेरी सहेली : तूने #iPhone7Plus लिया क्या??

में : नहीं...जिससे बात करनी होती है, ऑटो लेकर उसके घर चला जाती हूँ,
सस्ता पड़ता है।

10 years ago

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Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal; Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam; Hum Toh A.B. Mein Rahe; Aghiaar B.A. Pass Ho Gaye! Translation: Aghiaar: Others

10 years ago

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Teacher:- Table Pe Ink Gira Kar,Bola Kisne Is Ink Ko Girai Hai... Teacher Student Se:-Tum Is Line Ko Kis Tarha Bol Sakte Ho...? Student:- Ye Kis Bloody Idiot Kuttey Ke Bachche Ka Kaam Hai...!!!

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Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?

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