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  • Tum B Kr K Dekh Lo ‘MOHABBAT’ Kisi Se *DOST* Sabzi k Paisey Easyload Main na lagey to Mera Naam Badal Dena… (.”)> nhi ammi /)( wo gum ho l l gaye. Schi !
    • 9 years ago



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  • S.H.O aik chor ko buri tarha mar raha tha aur pourey shaher ki wardatin us sey manwa raha tha achanek us k ghar sey fone aya aur kaha gaya k ap baap bun gaye hain chor rotey houey bola: paa dey paa dey a v ilzaam mairey tey paa dey
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa : Yaha Mere Samne Khade Hokar Mujhe Btao Ki Tumhare Kitne Number Aaye H. Pappu : Khada Nahi Hua Jata Maa, Maa : Kyu Nahi Hua Jata. Pappu : Maa Abhi Pitaji Ko Number Btaye The.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jindagi Behaal Hai,Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai,Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai,Kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai,Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri,Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जम्मू कश्मीर में भारी बारिस के चलते केसर की फसल बर्बाद हो गई है, तो आपके घर खीर बनाते वक्त उसमे विमल डालें, क्योंकि विमल के दानें दानें में है केसर का दम!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai, 1st : BORING 2nd : INTERSTING . . . . BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain. . INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi Jaan-bujh kar UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..! Mujhe dono pasand hai
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • JHONY JHONY.....YES PAPA ! JOB IN COMPANY.....YES PAPA ! LOT OF TENSION.....YES PAPA ! TOO MUCH WORK.....YES PAPA ! FAMILY LIFE.....NO PAPA ! BP SUGAR.....HIGH PAPA ! YERLY BONUS.....JOKE PAPA ! ANNUAL PAY.....LOW PAPA ! PERSONAL LIFE.....LOST PAPA ! PROMOTION INCENTIVE.....HA ! HA ! HA !
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Pati: Muhe Tumhare Bhai Ke Gumraah Hone Ki Kabhar Mili H Patni: Aisa Kaisa Ho Sakta H Mera Bhai To Badha Nek H. Pati: Kabhi To Meri Baat Ka Vishwas Kiya Karo. Yeh Dekho Uski Shadi Ka Card.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? . Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun.. . Wife :- Haan yaad hai... . Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga.. . Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe achche se yaad hai.. . . Husband:- Main uski baju wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga..... :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • अगर इश्क़ करो तो अदब-ऐ-वफ़ा भी सीखो, यु दोस्त के रूम पर ले जाकर ठोकना मोहब्बत नही होती.. ? ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ped katne se 2000 exam pepar bante hai. Agar hum sab student milkar exam na dene ka fesla kare to. Socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai, aakhir hum hi to desh ka bhavishy hai.stop global warming is msg ko har student ko send karo exam hatao ped bachao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • उपवास की नई स्टाईल *
    *बगैर इनके एक दिन रहकर*

    *मोबाईल*
    *फेसबुक*
    *बिजली *
    *इंटरनेट *
    *कार/ मोटरसाईकल/*
    *वाटसप *
    *टी.वी.*

    *ये उपवास करके देखो*
    *भगवान धरती पर आकर कहेगा, "बस कर पगले अब रुलायेगा क्या"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Apple IPhone 7 Launched In India At Rs. 70,000.00
    mene Papa Ko Kaha Papa Mughe IPhone 7 Chiye.
    Papa Ne Kaha- Beta Etne Me To 1 Bike+6 Months Ka Petrol Aa Jayega
    Mene Moka Pe Choka Mara – Accha Papa To Wahe Khrid Do
    Papa Shocked But Me Rock……..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Dhoka mila jab pyar main, Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi, Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko, Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Attitude of Girls:-When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS She Laughs For 10 Minutes, Forwards That to Her Friends and...! Then Replies the Boy I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • महामादरर्चोद लड़के ऐसे होते है । एक लडका अपनी नयी गर्लफ्रेंड को पानी पुरी खिलाने ले गया… सिर्फ यह देखने के लिए कि वह मुंह कितना खोल सकती है।े
    • 9 years ago



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  • Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai? Aadmi: Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai, Lag jaay to wo hansti hai, Na Lage to main hansta hoon. KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai... !!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS