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  • Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har koi banda is duniya me cool har koi deta hool hai jo yeh meaage pad rha hai weh sabse bada . . . . Fool hai. Sorry dost.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Duniya Me Sirf 3 Tarah Ke Log Khush Hai. 1.> Wo Jinhe Sacha Pyar Milta Hai. 2.> Wo Jinhe Acha Yaar Milta Hai, 3.> Wo Jinhe Mera sMs Baar-Baar Milta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • खाने पीने का ख्याल रखना, भारी वजन मत उठाना , ज्यादा दौडभाग मत करना, अच्छे से देखभाल रखना!!!!!!!! क्योकिं आज से नौवां महीना लग गया है "Happy September"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir? Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bite the Neck Gently Chew the Breast Softly Spread the Legs Slowly Tatse the Juice Excitingly That is how you have to enjoy a Chick . Tandoori Chicken
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bus Stand Par Akeli Khadi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar, Ladka Uske Paas Jakar Puchhne Laga. Ladka: “Patna Kaha Hai?” Ladki: “Bihar Mein” Ladka: “Abe Yaar Yahi Pat Jaa Na Bihar Mein Jaane Ki Kya Jaroorat Hai“ fav
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of FACEBOOK update - "Suhaag raat hai ghunghat utha raha hu main...!!" 125 likes, 1 comment - Bhai update karte rehna... hum online hai.. ;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri khamoshi aurudasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,.... Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne batayake aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : How Old are You ? Student : Check the Register .. Teacher : Where are you from ? Student : Check in school Info.. Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ? Student : Ask My Heart Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ? Student : Ask your daughter!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • भिखारियों पर उस वक्त बहुत प्यार आता है जब आप अपनी महिला मित्र के साथ घूम रहे हों, जिसे आप पसंद करते हों और भिखारी आकर जोड़ी सलामत रहे बोल दे।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raat Ki Tanhai Me Jab Koi Aahat Tumhe Jagaye, Chupke Se Koi Tumhare Bed Ke Pass Aaye, To.? ? ? ? To.? ? ? ? To. Abe Dhakkan Chilla Zor Se, "CHOR... CHOR..."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Niche Jaao Aur Jito Ek Smart Ladki, , , , , , , Aur Niche , , , , , , , , , , , YAKIN Nahi Hota Tum Ek Ladki Ke Liye itna Niche Gir Sakte Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena. Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho? Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Namaskar Agar Dharti Par Ho To SMS Bhejo Aasman Mein Ho To Barish Bhejo Swarg Mein Ho To Apsara Bhejo , Aur agar Narak Mein Ho To .Enjoy Yourself.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye, Greece Try Karen" Santa: "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki-ab ke baras sawan me. Aanch lagegy ki tan me. . . . Ladka-mere naina saavan bhado. Phir v mera man pyasa. Ladki-rajesh khanna rahoge to aisa hi hoga. Imran hashmi bano. @take care.
    • 9 years ago



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