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  • Love before marrige jaan tum nahi to main nahi main nahi to tum nahi After marrige ley fair aj tou nai ya main nai
    • 10 years ago



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  • BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO ?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • बेवफाई स्कूल के दिनों से जिसको अपना पेट काट कर पैसे बचा के ग्रीटिंग कार्ड दिया, उसने अपनी शादी का कार्ड भी नही दिया
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl: check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to girl in a party . . Boy: kitne bhai behen ho ! .. Girl: 6 !! .. Boy :- maa baap ko aur koi ... kaam nahi tha kya ?? . . . Girl :- tum kitne ho ? . . Boy - 1 . . . Girl -: baap me dum nahi tha kya...?. .. Girlz rox..boys shox
    • 10 years ago



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  • 25 Saal Ho Gaye Pr.. .Abhi Tak 3 Cheeze Bilkul Nhi Badli !. .Parle-G Biscuit Wala ladka abhi tak bada nahi... ... Amul butter wali ladki abhi tak badi nahi hu hi MDH masala wala Buddha ab tak mara ni..! .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kahte Hai Ki, "Kaash Padhai Pyar Ki Tarah Hoti, Bas Apne Aap Ho jati" Hum Kehte Hai Ki, "Kaash Pyar Padhai Ki Tarah Hota, Parents Maar-Maar Ke Karwate."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo- Gusse Mein Akar Babli Se Kaha – Tu Bhaiya Ki Shadi Mein Ku Nahi Aayi? Babli: Par Mujhe Card To Diya Hi Nahi Tha. Santo: Gusse Ke Sath Card Mein Maine Likha To Tha, Card Mile Ya Na Mile Par Tu Shadi Mein Jarur Aana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bikhre Aanshu Ke Moti Piro Na Sake, Teri Yaad Hum Raat Bhar So Na Sake, Beh Na Jaaye FACE CREAM Saari, Ye Soch Kar Hum Zyada Ro Bhi Na Sake.
    • 10 years ago



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  • चुप चाप चल रहे थे अपनी मंज़िल की और .... फिर ठेके पर नज़र पड़ी और गुमराह से हो गये हम
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ajeeb shi Halat He Tere Jane Ke Baad Bhuk Nhi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad Mere Paas 8 Samosy The Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere jane ke baad.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan chapple agey rakh k namaz parh raha tha molvi:chapple agey rakhney sey namaz nai hoti Pathan:aur peachey rakhney sey chapple nai hoti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers? Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena. Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho? Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....?
    • 10 years ago



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  • अमीर आदमी- मेरे पास गाड़ी है, बंगला है, नौकर है, फार्महाउस है तेरे पास क्या है? गरीब आदमी – मेरे पास एक बेटा है जिसकी गर्ल-फ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है!!!
    • 10 years ago



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