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  • Ek bhar santa banta ki khub pitayi huyi kyun ki Uh ik jagah fokat ka khana khate huye mile tho unhone kha ki hum ladake walo ki tarap se hain :::aur uh birthday party thi::::
    • 9 years ago



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  • What Iz PurE & SiMpLe Definiti0n of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (In Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (In Government Sect0r)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Chor Ki Saja Puri Ho Rahi Thi. Agle Din Riha Hone Wala Tha, Uske Ek Sathi Ne Pucha- Jail Se Nikalte Hi Tum Pehla Kaam Kya Karoge,? Chor: Ji Tourch Kharidunga. Pichli Baar Maine Andhere Mein Torch Ki Jagah Radio Chalu Kar Diya Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mann Mein Aapki Har Baat Rahegi, Basti Chuti Hai Magar Aabad Rahegi, Chahe Hum Bhula De Zamane Ko, Magar Apki Ye Dosti Humesha Yaad Rahegi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जिंदगी में कभी कोई गलती हो जाये तो घबराओ मत... बस 2 मिनट अपनी आंखें बंद करो और सोचो कि : : .इसका इलजाम किस पर लगाया जाये....?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo Ball daba diye. zara gour farmaiye. dilbar k hamne pyar se jo Ball daba diye. Bhen ki l@2di ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apn! Mohabb@t K@ !zh@ar Krne V@la Hun, Ch!tthi Nh! Pya@r Krne V@la Hun, Ko! h@$een@ Tho @b Ghan$ D@lt! H! Nh!, !$h L!ye 1 Bud!ya $e !$hq Krne V@la Hun
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye, Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur , Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge, Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nazre MiLe To Use IZHAR Kehte Hai, Neend Na Aaye To Use PYAR Kehte Hai, Smile De To Use IKRAR Kehte Hai, Jo in Zmelo Me Nahi Pade Use Hi SAMAJDAR Kehte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samj Nahi Aa Raha Kya Kru.? ChaL Ab Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se sMs Kar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bihar Ki GaLi Mai Paan Ki Dukan, Devdaas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskaan, Devdas Ne KhiLaya Paro Ko Paan, Khaa Ke Paan Paro BoLi "Shukriya Bhai Jaan."
    • 9 years ago



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  • ladki ( fish tank me dekhakr.) : ye machhliya itni sunder kyu hoti he ?. ladka ( sprite pite hue ): kyo ki wo kapde nai pahenti...! . .sidhi bat no bakwas.. Boy : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he ! Girl : utaru kya ? Boy : chal hat pagli esse achhi to teri jeans he...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai. Banta: Acha Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga. Santa: Kyu Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक लडकी ने पिज्जा शॉप मेँ जा कर पिज्जा आर्डर किया ।
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    वेटर बोला : मैडम। इसके 4 पिस करुँ या 8 पिस ?
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    लडकी बोली : 4 पिस ही कर दो। 8 खाऊँगी तो मोटी हो जाऊँगी ।।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Tha. Bilkul Pagal Tha. Ekdam Pagal Tha. Pagalon Ka Pagal Tha. Lekin Ghabrao Nahi. . . . . Aapke Samne Wo Kuch Bhi Nahi Tha...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai. Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu, Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? "BABA JI KA THULLU"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year? Kid: 12 Teacher: Hw did u knw? Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-R
    • 9 years ago



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