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  • Husband: ALLAH Ne Tumhein 2 aakhen Di Hain Chaawal Se Patthar Nahi Nikal Sakti..? WIFE: ALLAH Ne Tumhein 32 Daant Diye Hain 2- 4 Patthar Nahi Chaba Sakte..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई,
    मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है।
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    बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले...
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    10 रुपये।
    अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ।
    गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Manager : Mujhe Ye Jankar Kushi Hui Ki Tum Race Mein Jeet Gaye Ho. Office Ke Waqt Bhi Itni Hi Hoshiyari Dikhaya Karo To Jaurur Hi Ek Din Safal Ho Jaoge, Clerk: Office Ke Samay Hi Jeeta Tha Sir.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_”) <|| _/ .. Hight of Insult
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • हर शख्स के अन्दर एक शैतान छिपा होता है.... . . . . . . . . . . और वो सिर्फ आधार कार्ड वाले फोटोग्राफर को ही नजर आता है
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai .... . . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . . . . time pe girlfried nahi badlo toh Biwi ban jati hai.. ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Miss Call Marne Se Yaade Taza Hoti Hai, Aur sMs Bejne Se Pyar Badhta Hai, Call Karne Se DiL Ko Sukun MiLta Hai, Ab Dekhte Hai Aap Kya Karte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kesy Mumkin Tha Ksi or Dawa Se elaaj..? ” ” Ishq Ka DARD Tha “AMMI” ki chappal se he aaraam aaya. <(",) ((> Oee Ammi Araam se. Aashiq hun.. < /
    • 9 years ago



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  • Manager: What Is Your Qualification..? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • “ अगर तुम उसे ना पा सको , जिसे तुम प्यार करते हो तो शर्म करो , लाओ नंबर मुझे दो। मैं कोशिश करता हूँ .... "
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahaduri kya hai ??? . Der raat Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao . ... Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar kharhi ho . . . . ... . . . . . . . . Or tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhiho ??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:maine new I-phone liya he Girl :waaaooww.. Kaunsi company ka? MORAL: goverment collge ki gawar Larkion Set karoge to yehi Hoga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of Insult :D Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake :p :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Medical science proved ki Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai. But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho, Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai, Tab Phone Chodta Nahi. . . Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:o :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Kata Admi: Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? . . . . . . . . Machchar: Kya Karu Ghar Mein Maa Baap Bimar Hai… Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Litre Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dushman Chahy Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us Per Aitbar Na Karo Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo Aag Bhujanay K Liay Kafi Hota Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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