Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racket Kaise Pakdun ?
Coach : Racket Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka Pakadti Ho.
Girl : Ab Theek Hain Na..???
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Coach : Ullu Ki Patthi.
Muh Se Nikal Racket.
...Master:- aaj sab bachche 1 -1 doha bolenge,
billu tum bolo
Billu:chidiya baithi pedh pe usne diya moot,
sab jor se bolo Raju ki maa ki ch*t!!!!
Master:- Shabash,
tumne toh raju ki maa ch*d di,
ab raju tum bolo
Raju:kabutar baitha pedh pe usne diya moot,
billu ki maa ka bh*sda,
master ki maa ki ch*t...!!!!
Hahahahahaha thoko like
Apne Raste Par Chalo
Apni Pasand Se Pyar Karo
Apne Andaz Me Bat Karo
Jo Dil Kahe Wahi Karo
Phir Dekhna Ek Din Duniya Kahegi
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Kamina Kisi Ki Nahi Sunta!!!
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte
K.k
पत्नी (पति से)- आज रामायण के पाठ में पंडितजी ने बताया कि रामराज में शेर और बकरी एक ही घाट पर पानी पिया करते थे, यह भला कैसे हो सकता है?
पति (पत्नी से)- हो क्यों नहीं सकता, क्या मैं तुम्हारे साथ नहीं रहता?
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
Funy poetery
o mino waikhi jandi si main unou waikhi janda si
wah wah
o mino waikhi jandi si main ounno waikhi janda si
QK
Na ono papar aanda si na minou papar aanda si
Taaliyan
Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.
Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet.
Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.