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  • "Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??" . . . Awesome Answer By Students : . . "Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote Hain.!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya? Hanuman : Nahi hai. Ram : Ek packet hai na. Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hai. Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. Banta:woh kaise? Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Rahon K Yar Ho Tum, Mohbat Ki Fizaa K Baahar Ho Tum, Meri Dubti Naav ki Patvar Ho Tum, Bus Itna Bata 2, Kish Pagl Ke Khane Se Farar Ho Tum..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bacha Khoob Maar Pitayi Karke School Se Aaya. Uski Maa Ne Uska Kharoncho Se Bhara Chehra Dekha To Gusse Mein Boli. Tumne Fir Kisi Se Ladai Ki H Na? Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Samjhaya H Ki Kabhi Bhi Ladai Karne Se Pehle 10 Tak Ginti Gina Karo. Bacha: Mujhe Pata H. Lekin Dusre Ladke Ki Maa Ne Use Sirf 3 Tak Ginti Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti he? Gal-Apna koi time nhi,jab dil kre so jatihu,or jab dil kre uth jatihu Boy-Naughty.Tu bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai he
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS aur tute SAPNE se achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute KHILONE the.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha, . . . Dekh - dekh , pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . boy - Dekh dekh kya dekh ? usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hu...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
  • 9 years ago



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  • वैलेंटाइन डे पर लड़कियां चाहती कि उनका BF सलमान जैसा प्रेम बने जबकि लड़के अपनी GF के साथ प्रेम चोपड़ा और शक्ति कपूरवाली हरकतें करना चाहते.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Faraz- ye scooty kab li? Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai, sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.
  • 9 years ago



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  • EK baar ek machaarr bhauttt bhayaaank toofan m fas gyaaaaa toofaan se bachne k liye vo ek ped ko kskrr pakad letaa hai..... jb toofaan ruk jaata hai,,,,to vo macharrrr apna pasinaa poochtee hue boltA hai kiii Uffffff.......... AGAR AAJ M NHI HOTAA TO YE PED UDD HI JAATA....
  • 9 years ago



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  • A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently… Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have your own brother?
  • 9 years ago



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  • Give me some sunshine..!! . . . . . Give me some rain..!! . . . . . . . Give me another girlfrnd..!! . . . . I m single once again..!! dedicated to ma true lovers...♥
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jaha Dosti Waha Pyar Jaha Pyaar Waha Isq Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat Jaha Mohabat Waha Judai Jaha Judai Waha Dard Jaha Dard Waha ‘Zandu Bam’
  • 9 years ago



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  • WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR KUCH NA KARO TO KHAMOSH REHTA HAY PAR JESE HI MARNA SHURU KARO TO BOLNE LAGTA HAY? . . . . . . . . . . . . . SIMPLE, DHOLAK…!
  • 9 years ago



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  • College ki har ladki ek"PHOOL"he. Use chahana ek"BHOOL"he. Jo usame "MASHAGUL"he. Samzo usaki A.T.K.T.Ke chances "FULL" he... Khan
  • 9 years ago



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  • Funy poetery bohet dabaya pait ko magar nahi aya poun bohet dabaya pait ko magar nahi aya poun lekin jub aya poun to sub ney kaha ooon houn
  • 9 years ago



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