Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Iske 10 sir hai.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
Ek Bacha Khoob Maar Pitayi Karke School Se Aaya.
Uski Maa Ne Uska Kharoncho Se Bhara Chehra Dekha To Gusse Mein Boli.
Tumne Fir Kisi Se Ladai Ki H Na? Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Samjhaya H
Ki Kabhi Bhi Ladai Karne Se Pehle 10 Tak Ginti Gina Karo.
Bacha: Mujhe Pata H.
Lekin Dusre Ladke Ki Maa Ne Use Sirf 3 Tak Ginti Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha,
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Dekh - dekh , pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai.
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boy - Dekh dekh kya dekh ?
usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hu...
Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
Faraz- ye scooty kab li?
Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai,
sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo
mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.
EK baar ek machaarr bhauttt bhayaaank toofan m fas gyaaaaa
toofaan se bachne k liye vo ek ped ko kskrr pakad letaa hai.....
jb toofaan ruk jaata hai,,,,to vo macharrrr apna pasinaa poochtee hue boltA hai kiii
Uffffff..........
AGAR AAJ M NHI HOTAA TO YE PED UDD HI JAATA....
Give me some
sunshine..!!
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Give me some rain..!!
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Give me another
girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!!
dedicated to ma true
lovers...♥