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  • Ek ped katne se 2000 exam pepar bante hai. Agar hum sab student milkar exam na dene ka fesla kare to. Socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai, aakhir hum hi to desh ka bhavishy hai.stop global warming is msg ko har student ko send karo exam hatao ped bachao.
  • 10 years ago



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  • ja raha he mera SMS na jane kya gul khilayega pyar se padha jayega ya bina padhe delet ho jayega agr delet na hua to unka 1pyara sa reply jarur aayega. kasamkhan
  • 10 years ago



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  • Nind Jab Mujhe Angosh Me Le Ati Hai; Apka Chehra Nigaho Me Bas Jata Hai; Ek Dum Se Meri Ankh Khul Jati Hai; Dil Se Besakhta Ye Awaz Ati Hai . . . . Maa BHOOOOT
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kutta Puch Kyu Hilata Hai.? ? ? ? Socho.? ? ? ? Simple Hai Yaar..... KyuKi Puch To Kutte Ko HiLa Nahi Sakti.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Phle Wo Meri GF Thi, Mai Bolta Or Wo Sunti Thi. Fir Wo Meri Mngetr Bni, Wo Bolti Or Mai Sunta Tha. Ab Wo Meri BV Hai, Ham 2no Bolte Hai Pura Mohalla Sunta Hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Mat Puchh sMs Ki Inteha Kaha Tak Hai, Tu Karle Kanjusi Teri Takat Jaha Tak Hai, sMs Ki Umid Nahi Hai Tujh Se Aey Dost, Hume To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kaha Tak Hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Lgta Hai Meri Wafa Ka apko Ehsas Nhi Ati Hogi Meri Yaad Mgr Kuch Khas Nhi Is DiL Ki Tasali K Lye Zaruri Nhi TAJ-MEHAL Kya 1 Pyar Bhra SMS B ap k Pas Nhi,?
  • 10 years ago



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  • दादी को गीता पढ़ते देख पोते ने अपनी मां से पूछा, मां दादी कौन की परीक्षा की तैयारी कर रही हैं? मां : बेटा ये फाइनल ईयर की तैयारी कर रही हैं.
  • 10 years ago



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  • EK baat hamesha yaad rakhna. jodiya assman pe banti hai. . . . . . . . . Par setting zameen par hi karni padhti hai. :D :p
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel Mein Le Gaya. Hotel Se Nikalte Hue Bill Dekha To Uski Fatt Gayi. Usne Kisi Tarah Bill Chukka Diya. Lekin Hotel Mein Ek Board Par Managar Ka Dhyan Dilate Hue Kaha. Yaha “Aapka Kuch Reh To Nahi Gaya” Ki Jagah Likhwa Do ”Aapke Pass Kuc Bacha To Nahi”.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
  • 10 years ago



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  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • "Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??" . . . Awesome Answer By Students : . . . . . . "Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote Hain..!!."
  • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: tumhe bai- ijjat bari kiya jata h. kyunki jo scooter churane ka aarop tum par lagaya tha use koi sach sabit nahi kar paya. chor: kush hokar. Iska matlab h ab ye scooter mera ho gaya.
  • 10 years ago



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