Ek ped katne se 2000 exam pepar bante hai.
Agar hum sab student milkar exam na dene ka fesla kare to.
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai, aakhir hum hi to desh ka bhavishy hai.stop global warming is msg ko har student ko send karo
exam hatao ped bachao.
ja raha he mera SMS
na jane kya gul khilayega
pyar se padha jayega
ya bina padhe delet ho jayega
agr delet na hua to
unka 1pyara sa reply jarur aayega.
kasamkhan
Nind Jab Mujhe Angosh Me Le Ati Hai;
Apka Chehra Nigaho Me Bas Jata Hai;
Ek Dum Se Meri Ankh Khul Jati Hai;
Dil Se Besakhta Ye Awaz Ati Hai
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Maa BHOOOOT
Phle Wo Meri GF Thi, Mai Bolta Or Wo Sunti Thi.
Fir Wo Meri Mngetr Bni, Wo Bolti Or Mai Sunta Tha.
Ab Wo Meri BV Hai, Ham 2no Bolte Hai
Pura Mohalla Sunta Hai.
Mat Puchh sMs Ki Inteha Kaha Tak Hai,
Tu Karle Kanjusi Teri Takat Jaha Tak Hai,
sMs Ki Umid Nahi Hai Tujh Se Aey Dost,
Hume To Dekhna Hai
Tu Kanjus Kaha Tak Hai.
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
Lgta Hai Meri Wafa Ka apko Ehsas Nhi
Ati Hogi Meri Yaad Mgr Kuch Khas Nhi
Is DiL Ki Tasali K Lye Zaruri Nhi TAJ-MEHAL
Kya 1 Pyar Bhra SMS B ap k Pas Nhi,?
Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel Mein Le Gaya.
Hotel Se Nikalte Hue Bill Dekha To Uski Fatt Gayi.
Usne Kisi Tarah Bill Chukka Diya.
Lekin Hotel Mein Ek Board Par Managar Ka Dhyan Dilate Hue Kaha.
Yaha “Aapka Kuch Reh To Nahi Gaya” Ki Jagah
Likhwa Do ”Aapke Pass Kuc Bacha To Nahi”.
Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
Judge: tumhe bai- ijjat bari kiya jata h.
kyunki jo scooter churane ka aarop tum par lagaya tha
use koi sach sabit nahi kar paya.
chor: kush hokar. Iska matlab h ab ye scooter mera ho gaya.