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  • Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye. . . . SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Generation Effect... . Ek bachha ro raha tha, to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal, kya chahiye.. ?? . Toffy.. ?? . Biscuit.. ?? . Cake.. ?? . . . . . Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye Aaashiqui ke liye :))
    • 9 years ago



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  • daal mein jo kala hai ji wo garam masala hai ji aik pal ki humein khabr nahein maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai jo minister ka sala hai ji hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji hum unn ka kya churaate thay jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
    • 9 years ago



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  • *BSNL Customer Care* Me: Internet bohat slow chal raha hai Customer Care Man: Wow! Internet toh chal raha hai na kush raho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tere Chehre Ke Didaar Ko , Tera ashiq khada h.... Ab Darwaja kol bhi do... khutno me Dard bhada h...... [[ASP/LOVE.SP]]
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shukr Karo Us Khuda Ka Jo Usne Hame Banaya Hai . . . . Kyu K Ek Pyara,Acha,Unique,Cute Aur Sweet Dost Humne Na Sahi Par Tumne To Paya Hai.. :v
    • 9 years ago



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  • कमजोर दिल वाले ईसे ना पढें…. खतरनाक शायरी खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था वाह वाह फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था
    • 9 years ago



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  • A girl in the bedroom is shouting! Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah-chhi! She is having cold. aapki soch ko ek baar fir salaam...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baat DiL Se Batana Is Kalyug Me Aakar Tum Jaise Paapiyo Ne Aisa Koun Sa Achha Kaam Kiya Jo Tumhe Mujh Jaisa Masum Aur Pyara Dost MiLa.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye, kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye, sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro, 2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha No Money, No Fun, Your Son. . Jawab Aaya . How Sad, Very Bad, Your Dad.
    • 9 years ago



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  • काली मिर्च , Rs1000 में एक किलो . . . सोचो अगर गोरी होती तो ? कितना भाव खाती.... ------------------------------ गवार ₹100 किलो... सोचो, पढी लिखी होती तो कितना भाव खाती
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kuch To Duniya Dari Sikho; Kuch To Dosti Yari Sikho; Call To Tum Karte Nahi SMS Jari Rakho; Jab SMS B Na Kar Sako To Mobile Almari Me Rakho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baago Me PhooL To KhiLte Rahenge, Raat Me Diye Bhi JaLte Rahenge, Bas Bhagwan Aapko Khush Rakhe, Baki Pareshan To Hum Aapko Karte Hi Rahenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher-Baccho roz majjh da taza dudh piya karo dimaag tezz hunda a... Student-KAnU jhooth boli jandi j aida hunda ta sada katta A,B,C na parhda hunda...
    • 9 years ago



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  • RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali hai Un ki YAD me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sawmartinant - Apne Friend Se, 45Kg Wazan Waale Ko Kam-Se-Kam 3.82 Litre Blood Hona Chaahiyen. Friend - Mai 35Kg Ka Hoon Toh Isske Heesab Se Mere Shareer Mein Kitna Blood Hona Chaahiyen. Sawmartinant - Mujhe Nahi Pata,Par Yeh Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu. Sawmartinant - Blood Nikaal Rahaa Hoon Taaulne Keliyen.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do
    • 9 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर की गलती और वकील की गलती में क्या फर्क होता है?
    डॉक्टर की गलती ज़मीन के चार फूट नीचे गाड़ देती हैं
    और
    वकील की गलती चार फूट ऊपर टांग देती हैं.
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    • 9 years ago



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