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  • Kuch SaaL Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The, To Pehle Bhgwan Ki Tswir Dekhte The, Ab Log Jagte Hai To Dekhte Hai Ki, Kitne Missed Call Hai Aur Kitne Msg.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Hath M Pen Dusre M Phone, Ek Kaan Se Lectre Dusra Gossip Pe, Ek Eye Board Pe Dusri Lover Par, Kaun Kahta H K Student Life Is Easy.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti karo BSNL wali se, . . . Pyaar karo IDEA wali se, . . . Baat karo VODAFONE wali se, . . . Ankhe ladao AIRTEL wali se, . . . Par shaadi karo bina mobile wali se...
    • 10 years ago



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  • One Faadu Question... Larki Ko Phansana Zaida Mushkil Hai Ya Phansi Huyi Larki Sey Jaan Churwaana Zaida Mushkil Hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ? Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli "Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai" kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ameer Moti Kaali Ladki Ek Beautician Ke Paas Yeh Puchne Gayi, Ki Usse Kiss Color Ke Kapde Pehanne Chaiye. Jisse Weh Attractive Lage. Beautician : Dekhiye Madam, Bhagwan Ne Gaane Walli Chidiya Bnayi, To Use Kahi Rang Diye. Titli Ko Rang-Biranga Banaya Par Hathini Ko Ek Hi Rang Diya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA....k...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आदमी की पत्नी: कौन अमीर? कैसी जायदाद? अरे, ये दूधवाले हैं… हम सबको सुबह-सुबह दूध पहुंचाने की जिम्मेदारियां बांट रहे हैं!!!! नर्स अभीभी कोमा में है!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha. Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq ladao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dil wali se, Ankhe ladao sali se aur Maar khao ghar wali se Kk
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har SHABD Me ARTH Hota Hai, Har ARTH Me FARK Hota Hai, Sab Kehte Hai K Hum HASTE Bahot hai, Lekin Hasne Walon K Dil Me Bhi DARD Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha, To Uski Mummy Boli: Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal, Kya Chahiye.? Toffy.? Biscuit.? Cake.? Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aaashiqui Ke Liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बस में कंडेक्टर :- मैडम इन बच्चों की उम्र कितनी है...?? महिला :- छोटा 2 साल, बीचका 2.5 साल और बड़ा 3 साल का ! बस कंडेक्टर :- मैडम टिकट नही लेना हो तो उम्र भले ही कम बताओ.... पर गेप तो कम से कम 9 महीने का रखो । मैडम :- बीच का बच्चा मेरे देवरानी का है कलमुहे
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..? Dirty Mind! "Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai "Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai. Dua Hai Ki Apke "Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. Teache If 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
    • 10 years ago



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