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  • Sasur Ne Damad Se Kaha: 6 Saal Me 8 Baache. Ye Kya Hai Damad: Maine Aapse Kaha Tha Gareeb Jarur Hu Par Apki Beti Ko Kabhi Khali Pet Nahi Rakkhunga.... :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hospital me sare pagal ro rahe the. Ek pagal chup_chap soya tha. Doctor ne pucha- Tum q shanti se soye ho? Pagal- Bewakuf, mai mar chuka hu....
    • 10 years ago



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  • College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai... Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 fastest ways of comunication... 3. Telephone 2. Television 1. Tell a women... If Need more speed??? ? ? ? ? ? Also advice her "KISI Ko bolna nahi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum Har lamha har dam.. Dost
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Aaj pehli baar tum class me baat kar rahi ho.. . . . hamesha tum nazre jhukake meri baate sunti thi kya ho gya hai tumhe.. ?? ... . . . . . . . . Pinky:" sir ji net pack khatm ho gya hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Beautiful Hai, Smart Hai, Charming Hai To Kutta Paliye, Billi Paliye, Sher Paliye, Mgr Galat Fahami Mat Paliye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, hindi me bolo :-P :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Ek Mashwra" *take care* . "Ek Request" *bhul na jna* . "Ek Tamana" *khush rho* . "Ek Khwahish" *Apka sath* . "Ek Such" *I MISS YOU.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dost aaye the kabar pe diya jalane k liye, Dost aaye the kabar pe diya jalane k liye rakhe hue phool bhi le gaye kamine "Valentines day" manane k liye.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhakat Subah Mandir Gaya Bhagwan Ke Darshan Karne, Aur Cycle Wahi Bhul Aaya. Yaad Aane Par Dodta Hua Gaya, Uski Cycle Wahi Salamat Thi. Iss Par Kush Hokar Weh Dobara Bhagwan Ke Samne Hath Jodne Gaya. Lekin Jab Wapas Aaya To Cycle Gayab Thi. Jai Ho Ghante Wale Bhagwan Ki Mil Gaya Baba Ji Ka Thulu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shit Yaar.... Are Bap Re.... Raam-Raam.... Raam-Raam.... Ye Kya Ho Gya.? Bahut Badi Galti Ho Gyi, Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Ho Gya.? . . . . Busy Logo Ko MSG Chala Gya.... Oh... No...
    • 10 years ago



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  • काली मिर्च , Rs1000 में एक किलो . . . सोचो अगर गोरी होती तो ? कितना भाव खाती.... ------------------------------ गवार ₹100 किलो... सोचो, पढी लिखी होती तो कितना भाव खाती
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar In Police Office: Ye Photos Kiski Hain ??? Police Officer:yeh Criminals Ki, Jinko Arrest Kerna Hai. Sardar: Jab Photo Li Tab Arrest Ker Lena Tha Na.=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl – “तुम क्या काम करते हो ?” Boy– “Hindustan Times में job करता था लेकिन अभी छोड़ दिया …” Girl- “छोड़ क्यूँ दिया ? कितनी अच्छी कंपनी तो है ?” Boy– “अब इतनी ठंड में कौन सुबह-सुबह अखबार बांटने जाए …!!!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kahte Hai Ki, "Kaash Padhai Pyar Ki Tarah Hoti, Bas Apne Aap Ho jati" Hum Kehte Hai Ki, "Kaash Pyar Padhai Ki Tarah Hota, Parents Maar-Maar Ke Karwate."
    • 10 years ago



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