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  • Agr Dunia ko kuch kr Dikhana h, To Sun meri bat Hathi k upar ulta khada hokr Foto khichwa, . Ab Foto ko ulta krke dunia walo ko dikha.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Teacher: (be positive) Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab patahai.... Chintu: (at home) Papa, mujhe sab pata hai!! Papa: beta..ye le 50 Rs. Aur chup rehna...aunty to bas milne aati hai..!!! Chintu: mummy, mujhe sab patahai.! Mummy : beta ye le 100 Rs aurchup rehna, ramu kaka to bas room saaf karne aate hai...!! Chintu: ramu kaka mujhe sab pata hai... Ramu kaka: sab pata hone ke baadbhi apne baap ke gale nahi lagega kya??? -happy
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! . . Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola . Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” . . Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso? Aj tumari kher ni” . . Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le Aati“ =
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Jab Main Bimaar Tha, Main Ek Bahut Bade Hospital Mein Gaya, Waha Do Darwaze The, Ek Par “Khas Bimari” Aur Dusre Par “Mamuli Bimari” Likha Tha, Mujhe Mamuli Bimari Thi Isliye Main Mamuli Bimari Wale Room Mein Chala Gaya, Waha Bhi Do Darwaze The Ek Par “Khas Admi” Aur Dusre Par “Aam Admi” Likha Tha, Main Thehra Gharib, Isliye Aam Admi Wale Darwaze Se Andar Chala Gaya, Andar Gaya To Dekha Ke Main Hospital Se Bahar Tha. Jiyo India…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k, Sajdhaj kr, new dress pehan kar shaadi, party, ya kisi function me ja rahi ho . . . . Toh samajh lo . . . . . . . Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya . . . relationship status :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha, Achanak Se Sote Sote Bola Santa: “ Bhiga Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bhigi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bhiga Lag Raha Hai Sara Jahan Mujhe ” Preeto Ne Use Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Boli: “ Arey Utho Aapne BistarPar Peshaab Kar Diya Hai “
    • 9 years ago



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  • Facebook ek Mandir hai . Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai . status Update karne wala Pujari hai . status padhne wala bhagthai . status padhke"LIKE" na kare .... Wo mandir k baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • 10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga 9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga 8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? 7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. 6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. …. 5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan 4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai. 3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho. 2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai. —-> And the number one statement is …. 1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon. Right na To Like dona
    • 9 years ago



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  • साला आज-कल के साबुन देख कर,
    पता ही नहीं चलता की नहाने के लिए है या खाने के लिए!!
    मलाई..दूध..केशर..युक्त.
    :yum::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::smile::smile::grin:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Thofe Me Mat Gulaab Lekar Aana, Kabar Pe Mat Chirag Lekar Aana, Bahot Pyase Hain Ham Barso Se Ae Dost. Jab Aana To Royal Stag Aur 2 Glass Lekar Aana.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phir Chupke Se Yaad Aa Gaya Koi, Mere Aankho Ko Phir Rulaa Gaya Koi, Kaise Uska Shukria Aada Karen, Mujh Naacheez Ko Shayar Bana Gaya Koi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum the intazar main wo nahi ayi. Hum the intazar main wo nahi ayi. Humne bhi haske keh diya bhagwan se Ke he bhagwan kyu tune yeh duniya banai. Jisme log ek dusre ka waqt aur Pyar dono hi bar baad kar dete hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Larka dost sy : yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thapar maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Larka: salay marta kyun hai tere ghar he to wapis gayi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक आदमी मुर्गे का फर्म चलाता था. उसने किसी फौजी रिश्तेदार को दावत पर बुलाया. रिश्तेदार दो मुर्गे खा गया फिर भी उसका पेट नहीं भरा. उसकी नजर और मुर्गों पर थी. रिश्तेदार (आंगन में एक बूढे मुर्गे को देखकर):देखो , यह मुर्गा किस शान से लड़खड़ा रहा है. आदमी (चिढ़कर):शान क्यों न हों? इसके दो बेटे एक फौजी अधिकारी की सेवा जो कर चुके हैं.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab ek Kutte ki maut aati hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Toh . . . KUTTA MAR JAATA HAI... beta, har baat mein twist expect nahi karte.... Kutta hai,..., Rajnikant thodi na hai....!
    • 9 years ago



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  • U Are The Beat To My Heart, U Are The Bear Of My Hug, U Are The Kiss To My Lips, U Are The Key To My Heat.. But Most Important U Are The Love Of My Life..!
    • 9 years ago



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