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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night. Goodnight....

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Old man school k principal se: Zara rizwan ko buladein Principal: Aap kon? Old man: Mai uska dada Principal: Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai

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Aaaj to Maa ne V saaf bol diya.... . . . Beta WIFE aisi lana... Jo facebook na use karti hon, . . . Ghar mein aur kuch kaam bhi hote hain.......

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Wat is SMS? S -Saala M-Muft Ka S -Sirdard Na Karo To Log Sochte Hai Bhul Gaya h! Karo To Log Sochte H Esko Or Kuch Kaam Nhi H!

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Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.

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Himmat ho to Is SMS ko apni girlfriend ko bhej do, JADU TERI NAZAR, KHUSHBU TERABADAN, TU HAAN KAR YANA KAR, TU HAI MERI BAHEN..

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Plz Ignore Mat Karna Roz Kitne Faltu Msg Karte Ho 1 Bachi Jiski Umar 21/22 Saal Hai, Bohot Pyari Hai . Dua Kare K, Wo Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye

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Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to, KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.

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Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti:::-> Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai. Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi khatam. Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai. Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana patri se utar gayi hai. Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad mein ijaafa. Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi. Vidya ki body change karne ka faisla. KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI "GIRAFTAAR :

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Ek Tha Sardar, Baitha Tha Bekar, Mehangai se Tha Lachar, Uski Ma Ko Aaya Vichar, Khilaya Usko sindhi Achar, Ho Gaya Chamatkar Aur laafa khaye SHARAD PAWAR

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..Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? .Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... ........ ........BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.=D

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Sahab:Tum bathroom main qun ghus ayee, kiya tumhein pta nahee tha ky main nahaa rahaa hun ? Naukar:Sahab galatee ho gaee, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya…. Barat + Baja = Dulha aya…. Phool + Nazare = wasant aya…. Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.. :D

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Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita AAI........... Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Meera AAI......... Arjun Ne Baand Chalaya Draupadi AAI........... Maine Toh Siti Bajai SAALI Baap Ko Kyun Le AAI............??????

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Kidnapper Phone Par Teri Bivi mere kabze main hai saboot k Liye us ki 2 ungliyan Bhijwa di hain,,,,,, HUSBAND saboot Pakka nahi hai zubban Bhej zubban

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Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:) ROHITRAJE

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Mariz-"Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He, Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga" Dr-"Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Mariz-"Qabar Khodata Hu.!

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A Guy Searching, These Keywords on Google: "How to Tackle A Wife.." Google Search Result: "Good Morning, Sir..! Even We are Searching

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Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
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Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
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Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

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Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile. Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani .

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