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  • Pathan ko Raat 2 baje Larki ki call ai Ap So To Nahi Rahy Na Pathan Gussy se Khabees Ki Bachi Zrori Nahi Her Pathan Chokidar ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu :"I love you. Mai tumse bohot pyar karta hoon . . . Girl :"I am lesbian . . . Pappu :"Lesbian Means ??? . . . Girl :"Jise ladkiyo mei interest ho . . . Pappu :"De Taali !!! I am also a lesbian...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Ek dost he, Wo aapke bare me puchh rahi thi. Mene Use Aapka No. diya he. Wo Aapse milne aayegi. Uska naam he,"SMILE." I Think wo aa gayi. "Lucky"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Mandir Ki Diwar Pe Likha Tha, Ager Gunah Ker Ke Thak Gaye Ho Toh Ander Aajao , Neche Ek Ladki Lipstick Se Likh Gayi, Ager Nahi Thake Toh Mandir Ke Piche Aajao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Doctor Se: Main Susu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje. Doctor: To is Me Problem Kya Hai.? Santa : Par Meri Aankh To 8 Baje Khulti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak, Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Hawa hi hawa hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya,, Bas ye do line bolkar,, sunder ladkiyon ko patana seekh liya,, ;o)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baby :- Ma Ma. Mother :- Ha Beta. Baby :- Ajj Eid Hain Kiya ???? Mother :- Nahito, Kew Beta ???? Baby :- Phir Daddy Nee Pass Wali Anty Koo Hug Kew Kiya !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Khada nahi hota! Dr:R u Maried? Boy:No Dr:Mutth? Boy:No Dr:U visit Chakla? Boy:No Dr:girlfrnd? Boy:No Dr:Toh phir khada kar k kya 2013 ka calender latkana hey?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain.. . . . . . . . . Dono karte kuch nahi, bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf ­- nari= paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Someone somewhere dreams of your smile... and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile... So whenever you’re lonely... remember its true... someone somewhere is thinking of you I love U...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time, Night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In the Mean Time, I MISS YOU, All The Time........
    • 10 years ago



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  • DABANG Style: SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare answers galat hain.. Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho sir ji.. marks hi to maang rahe hain.. pyar se de do warna thappad maar ke bhi le sakte hain....! SIR:- Battamiz.. !!! Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya sir aapke pitaji kaise hain?? SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!! Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks de do.. warna anwers sheet mein itne chedd karunga ki confuze ho jaoge ki fail kahan likhe aur zero kahaan dein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • shonali rodh chuye jeto tomay valobeshe opolok chokhe ceye thake ojana gorer majhe tomar shuvash jeno chorai ajo fule vule jai ami tumi nei pashe .....
    • 10 years ago



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