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  • Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap Bete Se: Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hu To Mughe Papa Mat Kahna Result Aane Ke Bd Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega? Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Ek Chor Ki Faryaad" Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hame Bhuka Mar Diya Hai Dsto Jis Ghar Me Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल शैम्पू में इतने काजू, बादाम, विटामिन
    और मिनरल्स पाये जाते हैं
    कि सोचता हूँ कि खाने के बाद एक चम्मच शैम्पू लेना
    शुरू ही कर दूँ...
    :laughing::grinning::grin::laughing::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Shampoo Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Agar Kisi Ko Facebook Par Setting Karni Hai To... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner Par Setting Ka Option Ha Wahan Se Kar Le. yaha kya dhoondh rahe ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "taj" Ager rakhta utne paise bank me "aaj" To itna aata "byaz" Ki roz aati ek nayi mumtaz...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki dukandar se 1st ladki:-aisa card mil sakta jis par likha ho ki me sirf tum se hi pyar karti hau. Dunkandar:- mil jayege madam? ladki :- 8 pack kar do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father: Beta, facebook se hatke ek duniya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: really papa? Zara link toh share Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Where Do U See MANGOES..? Mango Tree .. No Fruit Shop .. No Maaza .. No Then...? Answer: Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman Goes.. Peeche Peeche MAN GOES...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aj ki TAAZA KHABAR "Sardar Ne Sagai Tod Di" Kyonki..Ldki Kunwari Thi. Sardar Bola-Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Aur Ki Nahi Hui,Wo Meri kya Hogi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.???? . . . Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • कपिल शर्मा होटल में गया

    वेटर – सर आज आप पहली बार हमारे होटल में आये हैं

    बताइये क्या खाएंगे

    कपिल – टेबल कुर्सी हटा ले…

    गुलाटियां खाऊंगा
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies: . . "Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi" . "Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" . . "Titanic" "Nauka Dele Dhoka" . "Anaconda" "Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa" . . "Three Idiots" "Teen Burbak" . And The Best 1"Ghajini" "Takla Ke Badla"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu ab Chamgadar ban gayi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Before Drinking: "Bhai is baar tu pila de Paise nahi hai" :: :: :: :: After Drinking: "Arey jab tak tera bhai zinda hai khoob pi tu , Paise ki mat Soch
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
    • 10 years ago



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