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  • Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwarpiche se fati hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai: . . "1. No. . 2. Yes. . 3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu . .4. I m engaged. . 5. I love someone else..... . . .Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab. . . 1. Haa. . 2. Yes. . 3. Ok. . 4. Alright. . 5. Me 2.. . . Moral:" Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai... . . .hahahaah boyszzz thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Ke Bachche Kisi Ko Ghaseet Kar Le Jaa Rahe The Ye Dekh Kar 1 Aadmi Bola Jaane Do Beta Ye Khud School Aa Jayega Bachche:Ye Bachcha Nahi Mastar Ji Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ramu: Tumhe Pata Hai Smart Husband Jaisi Koi Chiz Nahi Hoti Hai Golu: Tum Kaise Keh Sakte Ho? Ramu: Smart Log Husband Hi Nhi Bante.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:-chalo mai chhupti hu tum mujhe dhudhna. Agar dhudh liya to shoping karne chalenge. . Husband:-agar nahi dhundha to? . Wife:-aisa to mat kaho jaanu mai darvaje ke pichhe hi chhupungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS_ .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey ...Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me............. ­ .!!!! :D LIKE IF U AGREE......:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life mein meri en do bato ko Kbhe undrastimiate mat krna Hawa chalti hai to patte hilte hain Or dusri 2.agar nahe chalegee to nahe hilenge yar or kya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Are o friendwa.. tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath mien liyeek ghantae se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan daidiyo our ekad msgwa bhijwaido Tohara Dost.. Advert.
    • 10 years ago



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  • साउथ इंडियन मूवी में विल्लन के पास
    अगर परमाणु बम भी हो
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    तो भी वो लड़ने नारियल काटने वाले छुरे
    लेकर ही आएगा :grin::joy::grin:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • 1 Mendhak pandit k pass gya or apna future pucha. Pandit :- Tujhe 1 ladki milegi..! or tera Dil le jayegi..! mendhak :- khusi se bola khan? . . Pandit :- BIOLOGY-LAB me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho “ Kya Khaayegi Moti? ” Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Me Antriksh ki sair pe nikla tha. Aasman mein meri udan chatai mein kuch kharabi aa gai. Tabhi Meine paas mein se jaate hue ISRO Ke Mars Orbiter Mission wale jahaj ko dekh liya. :) Meine aav dekha na taav, turant chhalang maarke uspe sawar ho gaya...Abhi Chai pine ke liye Jahaj rukvaya hai Meine Jupiter Par . bahot aanand aa raha hai Dosto
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golu: kal raat 3 hour English Picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi Molu: Film ka nam kya tha Golu: PLEASE INSERT THE DISC
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ki kadar krte hai hum itni asman main roshni hai jitni,yakin na ho to call karke dekho,hum karenge baat utni aapke cell me LAXMI he jitni....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad.iss baar paas ho ya fail, bike zarur dilaunga. son.kon si bike? dad.paas huye to pulsur college jane k liye fail huye to Rajdoot doodh bechne k liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • boy.. i l u grl.. ok me 2 boy.. what yaar . why u love me. grl.. ur ??? is vry cute. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boy.. o no.. . . . . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,.. . . . . . . ..Zindagi Mein Udasi Cha Gayi,.. . . . . . . .Socha Tha Aag Laga Denge Is Duniya Ko,.. . . . . . . . ...To Kambhakt Colony Mein Dusri Aa Gai...
    • 10 years ago



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