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  • She is HOT.She is Sweet. She always need a Lip 4Kiss. Whole World is MaD 4 her. WHO is She? . . . Do U Know? . . . . She is ..."TEA" Chai piyo, Mast jiyo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. . . . Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun . . . . . Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib animal ke bare me padhenge.. *Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend" *Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. *Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA. *Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. *Is animal ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • जीवनात सात हा अंक किती महत्व पूर्ण आहे बघा.. सात रंग, सात सूर, सात फेरे, सात समुद्र, सात आश्चर्य... आणि : : : : : : आता सर्वात अमूल्य असा "सातवा गॅस सिलेण्डर...!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kon Kehta Hai Hawa Free Ki Hoti Hai ? Kabhi Lays Ka 10 Rupay Wala Chips Khareed K Dekho, Usmey 7 Rupay Ki Hawa Aur 3 Rupay Ke Chips Hote Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father to Son: Sharab, Cigaratte aur Ladkiya ye sab Tumhari Jaan ke Dushman hain... inse door raho . . . Son: Jo Mard apne Dushmano se Darr ke bhag jaye woh Mard nahi hota Papa...;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kia hai . . . khirki say dekha to sarak pay koe ni tha . . .wa wa wa . . .ghor farmiyahga . . . khirki say dekha to sarak pay koe ni tha . . . . . . . Sarak say ja kar dekha to khirki pay b koe ni tha... :-P :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Aaj-Kal k Kamine bacche* must read.... Baccha: Mom mai kaise paida hua..? . . Mom: Aasmaan se Ek Pari aai wo tumhe meri Goad me rakh k chali gyi... . . Baccha: Kyun.? Ab wo Suhaag Raat wala system khatam ho gya kya..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • नाचते रहो तुम हंसते रहो, नाचते रहो, मुस्कुराते रहो, सदा खिलखिलाते रहो, खुश रहो और गुनगुनाते रहो, . . मेरा क्या है, लोग तुम्हें ही पागल समझेंगे!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above work possible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rok do mera janaza mujhme jan aa rhi hai, Rok do mera janaza mujhme jan aa rhi hai, Ek kadam piche lelo kamino ek mast item ja rhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baccha bahut der se ro raha tha...Maa ne pucha-"Mele laal ko kya chahiye"? "Toffee" "Biscuit" "Ice-Cream"?? Baccha bola-Bas ek sanam chahiye Aashiqi ke liye...-
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Lovers in DOMINOS: Boy: Shu khaish jaanu? . Girl: Methi na Gota mangav . . . Moral: Gamdiyo maal pataavo to aatlu to sahan karvu j pade bhai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति होटल के कमरे से होटल के मैनेजर को फोन करता है -: प्लीज़ जल्दी मेरे कमरे में आओ ..बहुत जरुरी है . मैनेजर - क्या हुआ सर ....? . पति - मेरी पत्नी कह रही है के वो तुम्हारे होटल की खिड़की से कूद जाएगी ...!! . मैनेजर - माफ़ कीजिये सर ..ये आपकी personal problem लगती है . पति -: हरामखोर ..!! ये खिड़की नहीं खुल रही है ये maintenance problem है .!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Sher arz he.. . Gaur chahunga.. . . Maut aur Mohabbat to bas naam sehi badnaam hai . . warna . . Takleef to padhai hi sabse zyada deti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.. New Born Baby Lagegi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 ladkiyan best friends thi... Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai, Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai . . . Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se..!
    • 10 years ago



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