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  • Ek admi kabar par baitha tha. Musafir-Tumhe dar nahi lagta..? Admi- Darna kyo?? Kabar keandar garmi lag rahi thi, thodi der bahar Aa gaya..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ye dil bahut udaas hai, Koi apna nahi paas hai, Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai, Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena, Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chuhe Ka Chehra Suhaana Lagta Hai, Chuhiya Ka To Dil Deewana Lagta Hai, Pal Bhar Main Kaise Kutarte Hai Kapde, Ab To Har Kapdaa Purana Lagta Hai.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meth teacherne keise samjhaya 3+6=9 3+2=5 ans ko phirse 9+5=14 kya samjhe boloto pappu . . . . . . Pappu has has ke bola ye aaj kalki ledkiyon ki siz he 14shal 9 number ki chapal aur 5 number ka boyfriend hota hei jo 36 ka richarge kar k 32 sms belence dalta hoga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • रामगोपाल वर्मा का कहना है की "मिस अमेरिका से सुंदर लड़कियां मेरी बिल्डिंग में हैं" वैसे ये line आप अपनी रूठी हुई बीवी को मनाने के लिए भी आजमा सकते है रामगोपाल वर्मा की तरह
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia… Friend:wo kaise…?? Pathan:o yara! Subha hum nay pani garam kia or thanday pani sey naha lia
    • 9 years ago



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  • A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega? . . . . . Bananawala: Memsab Aath me bara, . . Lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
    • 9 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??? Cool Attitude Boy
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa shadi me gaya. vahan plate ke sath tissue paper tha. Santa ne socha ye bhee khane kee cheej hai. jaise hi vo khane laga....... baki sab Banta, Ghanta ur Tanta chillaye..... oyye ainu na khayi "FEEKA HAI.".
    • 9 years ago



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  • JIS TARAH LADKIYO KI jansankhya GHAT RAHI HAI..., USSE AANE WALE TIME ME MARRIAGE CARD KUCH AISE HOGE... . . . . . Raju & Ravi weds Rina...
    • 9 years ago



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  • RESULT AA GAYA . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye 3 Words, Hanstay Khailtay Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya Ujarr Saktay Hain..:p :O :D Students Hit Like..:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata... Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? " . . . . . Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai, Ghar Mein Maa- Baap Bimar Hai... Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho? Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hamen jeene nahi deti hai yah gujri hui yaaden , Hum se bhooli nahi jaati hai yah biti hui baaten ,, Ab kaise kahen tumse hum dost teri baaten , Hamen har pal yaad dilati hai teri har choti-choti baaten ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy to Girl:Aapki sakal meri patni se milti hai. . Girl:Aapki patni ka name? Boy:Abhi shadi nhi hui MORAL:YE SB NAYE TARIKE HAI PRAPOSE KARNE KE
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक बच्चा पैदा होते ही नर्स से बोला: मोबाइल है क्या? नर्स: करेगा क्या? बच्चा: कुछ नहीं भगवान् को कॉल करनी है कि मैंपहुँच गया हूँ।
    • 9 years ago



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  • मास्टर: विटामिन-सी सबसे ज्यादा किस ‍चीज में होता है? बच्चा: मिर्च में. मास्टर: वहकैसे? बच्चा: मिर्च खाते ही सब ‘सी-सी’ करने लगते हैं.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1KAVI garibi se tang akar DaakuBan gya Daaka dalne 1bank me gya orkaha, Arz kiya hai. Takdir me jo hai whi Milega, Hands Up koi apni jagah se nhihilega. Kuch khwab meri ankho se nikaldo, Jo kuch bhi tumhare paas hai jaldise is bag me daal do. Bahut koshish karta hu uski yaadbhulane ki, Koi koshish na kre police ko bulaneki. Bhula de mujhko kya jata hai tera, Me goli maar dunga jo kisi nepicha kiya mera...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fb me har ladke ki problem... . . Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humara ladka Love marriage na kar le... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Par unhe kya pata yaha to Ladkiyan ADD bhi nahi karti... .. Love marriage to door ki baat hai.. PA1
    • 9 years ago



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