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  • "Ek Chor Ki Faryaad" Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hame Bhuka Mar Diya Hai Dsto Jis Ghar Me Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jaag Raha Hota Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhojpuri names of english movies: . . "mission impossible" "eee naa ho payi" . "mission impossible- 2 "hum to pehle hi kahi ee naaho payi" . . "titanic" "nauka dele dhoka" . "anaconda" " aadmi ke khaye wala sapwa" . . "three idiots" "teen burbak" . and the best 1 "ghajini" "takla ke badla"...:p :d :o :d
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka- nishe mein facebook khula Eek Ladki msg kiya- helo, Ladka bola- bye, Ladki bola- funny karte ho, hasi nehi uthi Ladka- tujhe pucha kiya, Ladka ka name tha Atif Raja Ladki- 2m toh atif aslam hona sahiye Ladki- atif aslam ban raha hu.. Ladki gusse me ro dia:-D:-D:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pinky to doctor Pinky=> doctor sahab aap mere ghar chalenge kya ? Doctor==> haa... Pinky==> kitna feesh lenge ? Doctor==> 200 Pinky==> theek hai chalo. Ghar pahuchne k baad doctor bola Mareez kaha hai? Pinky==> koi bhi mareez nhi hai yaha. Mujhe to ghar aana tha or yaha aane k liye 500 rupaye kharch kaun karta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai… Aye Sunami Jarurat Nahi Teri In Khaufnak Lehro Ki, Zindagi Mein Khauf Laane Ke Liye, Gharwali He Kaafi Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से: एक बात बताओ जब वजन, लंबाई, चौड़ाई यह सब नापने के लिए मानक हैं तो प्यार, दोस्ती और विश्वास नापने के लिए कुछ क्यूं नहीं है? प्रेमी (काफी देर तक लड़की की तरफ देखने के बाद): देख, दिमाग मत खा, बेकार में पिट जाएगी. मैं पहले ही फिजिक्स में फेल हूं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:"2 and 2 kitne hote hai ?? . . Pappu:"(fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4): Mam 4 . . Teacher:"Good, par ungliyo pe gine bina batao, apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne ?? . . Pappu:"Mam ! six .. . Teacher:"Good, par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe ho.. hands pocket me rakho and batao 5 and 5 kitne ?? . . . Pappu:"Mam! ELEVEN . . . Teacher:"Get Out from the class..Im Im Jis Jis ko Samajh me aaya woThoko Like..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Mujhe Ye Keh Kar Chor Aya Faraz . . . . . , , . . . . Pehly 100 mein se 84 pory Milty Ab to 65 mein Apna Guzara Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: what is your best friends name. Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: U had lunch? Husband(in fun mood) : U had lunch? Wife : Im asking u. Husband : Im asking u. Wife: U copying me? Husband: U copying me? Wife: Lets go shopping Husband: I had lunch
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी ने अपने पति से पूछा,"जब हमने शादी की थी तब तो आप मुझे बड़े प्रशंसनीय नामों से बुलाते थे, जैसे मेरी रस मलाई, मेरी बरफी,मेरी रबड़ी लेकिन अब इन नामों से क्यों नहीं बुलाते?" पति ने कहा, "दूध की मिठाई कितने दिन ताज़ी रहेगी।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai; Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai; Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost; Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकीयाँ एक सेँडल खरीद के आएगी और बोलेँगी, "पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ शाँपिँग करके आरही हूँ" . . और लडके 5000 की दारु पीकर आते है फिर भी, . "चुप चाप सो जाते है कही बापू को पता ना चल जाये"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Pe Style Maarne Ke Chakkar Mein Ek Ladka Bike Se Gir Gaya… . . . Ladki: Oh My God ! Aapko Kahin Chot To Nahi Aayi ?? . . . Ladka: Oh No Baby, Yeh To Meri Bike Se Utarne Ki Style Hai..:O :P:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye? Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi. Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi Hai Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha, Koi antim icha. Sharabi: aane wale janam me Daant bhale hi ek dena, Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho, Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aawaz me mithas Hai.. Soorat b khas Hai.. Smile b lajawab Hai. Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • COLLEGE ME LADKION K SRF 4 NAAM HOTE H. ? ? ? ? ? 1- TERI WALI 2- MERI WALI 3- TERI BHABHI 4- MERI BHABHI . OR JO KISI S NA PATE WO ??? . . . KAMINI SAALI :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi akalmand admi ko vyast rakhne ka tarika - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kisi akalmand admi ko vyast rakne k trika - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ksi akalmand admi ko vyast rkne ka trika - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ksi akalmand admi ko vyast rkne k
    • 10 years ago



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