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  • Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Log kahte Hai Ke Khuda Ne aap Ko Bahut Fursat Se Banaya Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hain Waris ali ansari
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kamina Panti Bhikari - 1 Rupaye De Do.. . . Lady - Sharam Nahi Aati Itne Smart Khubsurat Handsome Nojawaan Hoke Bheek Mangte Ho.. . . Bhikari - Achha Darling, Phir 1 Chumma Hi De Do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls poem: Phone mat kiya karo Dear, Mom hoti h near, Papa se lagta h fear Baat b hoti nahi clear, Isliye SMS karo Dear, Widout fear & very clear
    • 9 years ago



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  • When Ishant sharma was born doctor said ..... . . . .. . . . . .. badhai ho .. apke yaha baal paida huve he .. sath me ek baccha bhi laga hua he ;p :o
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THE UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • gAgar Kutton Ka T.v Pr 1 Channel Ho Toh..:a: Socho Usme Serials Ke Nam Kuch Aise Honge. Yahan Main Ghr Ghr Bhonki Kaat Khana Sathiya Agle Janam Mohe Pilla Hi Kijo Main Kutiya Tere Aangan Ki Ye Kutta Kya Kahlata H Ek Hajaro M Meri Kutiya H Afsar Kutiya D.o.g Is Pille Ko Kya Naam Du. Bde Doggie Lgte H Kutta Aur Kutiya Hum Dance Kutiya Dance Pavitra Piliya Kutiya Vadhu Kutta Wahi, Kutiya Nayi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife? 7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine! The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz kya hai? ! ! ! ! ! ! Santa: Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti hai, Lag jay to wo hasti hai, Na lage to main hasta hu...:(
    • 9 years ago



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  • Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai, Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll Hai, 2 Gulab Jamun Hai, Kuchh Seewiyan Hai, Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi Miltee Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boyfd; MUjhe maaf krdo, Mene tumse chupaya . Meri Magani Ho Chuki Hai, GirlFnd: Aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo Ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apno Bachon Se Milwati Hun...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy Friend Jaisa Bhi Ho Awara, Pagal, Deewana, Luchha, Lafanga, Kamina, . . . . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To. . . . Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai. . . Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke . . . . . "Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha: Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho? Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe? Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h. NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA.... AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE..... KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO Doctor: ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij: accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..? Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ada tha or ek pada.Vo train me safar kar rhi thi .Train jab ruke tab pada pani lane chala gya.jab train chalne lagi .To ada chilata hai pada ...pada .To pass mi bhaithee orat ne kha Alla ke kasam mine nhi pada....
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज एक लड़के :boy: का स्टेटस पढ़ा ।।:calling:
    पढ़कर अपनी हंसी रोक नहीं पाया ।। :smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    "सफलता की सीढ़ी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    502 बीड़ी :smoking:।।':joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • India Is Regularly facing serious questions Hum Clormint Kyu khaate h? Melody itni chocolaty q h? and now Why this Kolaveri,Kolaveri Kolaveri di.
    • 9 years ago



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