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  • 10 Doctorz Aur 1 Engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The. . . . . . Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga....!!.... . . . . . Engineer Ne Kaha Apni Jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon. . . . . . Taaliyan. . . . . . Ye Sun Kar Sab Doctorz Taaliyan Bajanelage, Aur Sabke Sab Neechey Gir Gaye... Ustad To Akhirr Ustad Hota Hai Na....!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 2 dost tha 2 ka name tha JO or WO . ak din rat may door bell baj uti to JO ne door open kiya to jin stand kiya tha fir bohut daar gaya WO sound diya WO quikly aya jin ko dhek kar mar gaya. . . . . . . tab se log a bolte hai JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • -=- TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE -=- 1- Good Boys R Not Good Looking =P .. 2- Good Looking Boys R Not Good Boys =D 3- Good Looking N Good Boys R Not Single =S 4- Good Looking, Good N Single Boys Have Hitler Mothers .. =
    • 10 years ago



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  • !nd!an Men :-  Ma!n Tumhare Sath Shaad! Nh! Kr Skt, Ghr Waale Nh! Maan Rhe..... !nd!an G!rl :- Tumhare Ghr Ma!n Kon Kon Ha!.. !nd!an Men :- 1 B!w! Or 3 Bache
    • 10 years ago



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  • Anniversary k mauke per SANTA . Apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya. . BIVI: Mujhe ye nahi chahiye, . Koi soney ki cheez do. . SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man with 8 children is traveling by train. . . . . A lady asked : "Are they your children ?" . . . . Man: "No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of mycustomers."
    • 10 years ago



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  • કવિ ની ઘરવાળીનો જન્મ દિવસ હતો.. :birthday:
    કવિ : જાનુ શુ ગિફ્ટ જોયે છે..??
    ઘરવાળીની ઈચ્છા કાર લેવાની હતી.. :red_car:
    એટલે આડકતરી રીતે કીઘુ કે,

    હું પગ રાખુ તો એની સ્પીડ 5 સેકન્ડમાં 0 થી 100 ઉપર પુગી જાવી જોયે..
    કવિ એ સાંજે ઇલેકટ્રીક વજન કાટો લાવી દીધો.. :busstop:
    હવે બહાર બેઠો બેઠો એકલો

    *ખારી શિંગ ખાય છે*
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Funny Jokes
  • Kaanch Ke Dil Hote Hain Mohabbat Karne Walo Ke... = * = *ae_Dost* = * Kabhi Toot Jate Hain To Kabhi Tod Diye Jate Hain..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mai To Aaj Apni Bike Aise Hi Wash Kar Raha Tha. . . . . . Ki . . . . . . Daddy Bole== Kamine Aaj Phir Date Pe Ja Raha Hai Tu....... . . , . . Batao Yaro Ab Koi Bike Bhi Nahi Dho Sakta Kya.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kash Ye_Fasle Na Hote! Kash Hm_Dur Na Hote! Kash Tum Or_Hum Sath Hote To_sms k Paise bach jate.Or_Dono Is Paise_se "KurKure" khate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl:check kya krna hai, Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baccha bahut der se ro raha tha...Maa ne pucha-"Mele laal ko kya chahiye"? "Toffee" "Biscuit" "Ice-Cream"?? Baccha bola-Bas ek sanam chahiye Aashiqi ke liye...-
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज किया है -: मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . . हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan Kaun Hai..? Son: Pata Nahi.. Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do.. Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty Kaun Hai..? Mother: Nahi Pata.. Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu Kehte Hain.? . Socho Socho..? . Qki Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya To PASS Warna BYE BYE...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi. -
    • 10 years ago



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