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  • JIS TARAH LADKIYO KI
    jansankhya GHAT RAHI HAI...,
    USSE AANE WALE TIME ME
    MARRIAGE CARD KUCH AISE
    HOGE...
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    Raju & Ravi weds Rina...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jaati Nai Aankhon Se Surat Teri.
    Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri
    Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai MehsoosYu
    Humein Aur Bhi Jyada Hai ZarooratTeri.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Thus, then, on the night of the tenth of May, at the outset of this mighty battle, I acquired the chief power in the State, which henceforth I wielded in ever-growing measure for five years and three months of world war, at the end of which time, all our enemies having surrendered unconditionally or being about to do so, I was immediately dismissed by the British electorate from all further conduct of their affairs.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Time Quotes , War Quotes
  • Consequently, the value and importance of the monarchic idea cannot reside in the person of the monarch himself except if Heaven decides to lay the crown on the brow of the heroic genius like Frederick the Great or a wise character like William I.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Wise Quotes , Character Quotes
  • बापू अपने कुँवारे बेटे से – बेटा बाहर देखी गली मे ढो़ल:football: किसके बज रहे हैं?



    कुंवारा बेटा – जिसके माँ बाप समझदार हैं उनके बज रहे हैं।



    130km/hr की स्पीड से उड़ती हुई चप्पल:sandal: मिली ।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Biwi Market Se Lauti. Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai. Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar, Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai, Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ishq ne hame benaam kar diya,

    har khushi se hame anjaan kar diya,

    hamne to kabhi nahi chaha ke hame bhi mohabbat ho,

    Lekin aap ki ek nazar ne hame nilaam kar diya…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Love SMS
  • Paise wala aadmi:" aaj mere
    paas
    14 cars
    18 dukaan
    4 Bangle hain..
    Tumhare paas kya hai ... ???
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    Poor man : " mere paas 1 beta
    hai,
    jiski girlfriend teri beti hai ' !!... m/


    ♥♥ нєяσ кi∂иαpєя ♥♥
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS