Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes, Drinking Quotes, Laughing Quotes

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the grey-faced gin-drinker in the slum; but drink when you would be happy without it, and you will be like the laughing peasant of Italy. Never drink because you need it, for this is rational drinking, and the way to death and hell. But drink because you do not need it, for this is irrational drinking, and the ancient health of the world.

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Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow! But it means that they have the ability to deal with it

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It is time for thee to be gone, lest the age more decent in its wantonness should laugh at thee and drive thee of the stage. [Lat., Tempus abire tibi est, ne . . . Rideat et pulset lasciva decentius aetas.]

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Admire, exult, despise, laugh, weep for here There is such matter for all feelings: Man! Thou pendulum betwixt a smile and tear.

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True wit never made us laugh.

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Every day I awaken I am grateful. My intent is to be totally present in that day. And laugh as much as possible.

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We laugh at the efforts of the musk deer to find the source of the scent which comes from itself and despair at our efforts to find the peace which is our essence.

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Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.

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I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

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Every day offers you 10,000 reasons to cry, but if you can find just one reason to laugh then you will be all right.

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I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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You're gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I'm starting to enjoy Eminem.

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Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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In the modern conflict between the Smile and the Laugh, I am all in favor of laughing. The recent stage of culture and criticism might very well be summed up as the men who smile criticizing the men who laugh.

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I wonder that a soothsayer doesn't laugh whenever he sees another soothsayer.

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He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

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I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

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