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Hi, How Are You...? Are You Free Tomorrow..? Can You Come To Me..? Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New . . . . . Mental Hospital Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

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Girl: which is Your fav Love-story Romeo & Juliet,Shrek & Fiona, Or Beauty & the Beast?? Boy:well....... What about YOU & ME ?? ♥ ♥

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Human Heart Beats 72 Times Per Minute, But Even Ur Heart Beats One Time Also U Can Alive Because 71 Times My Heart Beats For You.

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Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!

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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend . Friend Asked : Who Is She? . Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!

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If You Are In Tension, If Nothing Seems Right, If U Find No Way Out, Then Just Think Of Me Only Once, I Will Be Always There To Increase Your Tensions.

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Nazar Nazar Mei Har Nazar Mei Ek Nazar Ki Talaash Hai, Par Yeh Nazar Woh Nazar Nahi Jiski Mujko Talaash Hai.

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Girl:who Do You Like? . Boy:it Is A Secret . Girl:you Can Tell Me . Boy:ok It Starts With A Why And Ends With You...!

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . boys have good IMAGINATION

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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat ka Izhar Kaise Karoge.......?? Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya..... . . . . { -_- } .Muh Se..

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey will save this message & Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........

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New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

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Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die, So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby, Please Keep On Smiling.

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What a Cute answer Girlfrnd : u think I am fat now..??? Boyfriend: no baby u have just become my teddy bear from a barbie doll....

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I Know You Think I"m Cute, I Know You Think I"m Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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u r many kolometres away frm me. still i m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2.cartoon network 3.animal planet

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boy : give me book girl : which book u want? boy : no no book means B-BABBY O-ONLY O-ONE K-KISS.

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I get so emotional when you are not around. I think the emotion is called happiness.

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I love the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

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