God Made Butter, God Made Cheese; God Made You For Me To Squeeze.
God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You !
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Girl: which is Your fav Love-story
Romeo & Juliet,Shrek & Fiona,
Or Beauty & the Beast??
Boy:well.......
What about YOU & ME ?? ♥ ♥
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She?
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Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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There Are 50 Angels In The World.
25 Are Sleeping,
15 Are Working,
5 Are Playing,
4 Are Praying
And 1?
1 Is Reading My Sms..
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A Lovers Night.
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"Baby Get Outta My Mind
I Need To Get Some Sleep
...But
Dont Worry
I Promise, Ill See You
In My Dreams ..
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u r many kolometres away frm me.
still i m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo
2.cartoon network
3.animal planet
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Hi, How Are You...?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
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Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.
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God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
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I Know You Think I"m Cute,
I Know You Think I"m Fine,
But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!
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Meeting U was fate,
becoming Ur friend was choice,
but falling in love with U
was completely out of my control.
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New Style Of Proposing
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Boy: Can I Take A Photo.
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Girl: Why?
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Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
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if u read this, i m smart....
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...
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Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi
Hoti...
Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard,
Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.
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I want
To be with u In a nice Restaurent
To have a candle light dinner... and
to say those sweet 3 words to U...
"Pay The Bill"
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Nazar Nazar Mei Har Nazar Mei Ek Nazar Ki Talaash Hai,
Par Yeh Nazar Woh Nazar Nahi Jiski Mujko Talaash Hai.
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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se..
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