Best Way To Purpose A Girl.
Take Her To Sea,
Say Her To Sit In A Boat.
Then Take The Boat In The Middle Of Sea.
Then Say Marry Me
Or
Leave My Boat.
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u r many kolometres away frm me.
still i m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo
2.cartoon network
3.animal planet
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New Style Of Proposing
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Boy: Can I Take A Photo.
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Girl: Why?
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Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,
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I Am Mad For Her..
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But
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Why I Am Not Made For Her?
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Hi, How Are You...?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
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Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.
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2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile &
stormy if u sing!
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........
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I Luv Ur Eyes I Luv Ur Smile.
I Cherish Ur Ways, I Adore Ur Style.
What Can I Say? U R One Of A Kind &
24/7 U R On My Mind!
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I asked God for a Flower, He gave me a garden I asked for a tree He gave me a forest, I asked for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked for an angel He gave me you
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What Is The Height Of Flirting?
When Your Love Letter Starts With
"To Whomsoever It May Concern".
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Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se..
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
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I Love The Way You Touch Me,
Always Sending Chills Down My Spine.
I Love That You Are With Me And Glad That You Are Mine.
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She?
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Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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Do You Know Your 1 Smile Can Make 100 Peoples Die,
So U Can Decrease This Over Population, So Baby,
Please Keep On Smiling.
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Baby I Have An Addiction Problem.
People Say I Should Go To Rehab But
I Always Tell The M I Dont Wanna Go
Cause Im Addicted To..you.
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