- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
PA1
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...
Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P