Pingu Special Jokes, Teacher And Student Jokes Sms, Jokes SMS, Marriage SMS

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टीचर : अच्छा ,अगर तुमको दो लड़कियां प्रोपोज़ करे तो तुम किससे शादी करोगे ??
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पिंगु : दोनों में कुश्ती लगा दूंगा। जो हारी उससे शादी करूँगा। क्योकि शादी के बाद कम पीटेंगी।
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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

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Life before marriage is AIRTEL " u can express ur self ". During honeymoon is RELIANCE- " Always get in Touch ". After Honeymoon is HUTCH " Wherever u go ur wife network follows". After one year Life is IDEA " ur wife can change ur life ". After 10 years Life is BSNL " Subscriber is not reachable "?????????

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!!

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Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola- aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. . Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..

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A famous writer said Love is like a long sweet dream N Marriage is an alarm clock" So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up.

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pati: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho? Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

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Aaj ki achi baat... kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho.. ho sakta hai k wo ... . . . . ."Shadi Shuda ho

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Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh . Me Jao Na Jao Par . Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

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In Court Judge Said to Women: U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha, Me Samjhi Mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.

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Bhakt-"Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho Beutiful ho Inteligent ho Pati ko samjhe Or kabhi jhagda na kare Swami:"Man ka Vahem'

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Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati Ksi ne Khush-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha pati Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Hai. Na Lage To Main.

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine.

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