Al Yankovic Quotes, Honesty Quotes, Nintendo Quotes

Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we'd pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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