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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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- I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.
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- I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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- I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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- I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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- I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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- As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
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- I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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- I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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- I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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- When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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- I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
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- I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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- Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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- I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.
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- I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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- I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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- I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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- I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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- So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.
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