Al Yankovic Quotes, Next Quotes, Arms Quotes

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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