Al Yankovic Quotes, Parody Quotes, I Can Quotes

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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