Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart,
Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool,
Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute,
bas 1 chota sa Fark hai,
Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf.
1 shonk hai mainu peen da,
mai rekhda akhan lal.
2ja shonk anakh nal jeen da,
hunde 5-7 velly naal.
3ja ziddi mai jahan da,
mainu koi na sake taal.
4tha shonk yaari laun da,
Sire de yaaran naal.
5wan shonk ARDAAS da jeonde rehan mere yaar,
sardarian jinna de naal...
munda kise kudi nu-: eh i love you da ki matlab a?
kudi-: main tainu piyar kardi han
munda-: punjabi ch tainu matlab ki push liya tu tan hor hi sochan lag pai a ......... paindu kise than di
Sajna ve rabb mania hai tenu,
tu saatho azmaya ni jaana,,,
tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana,,,
g tu befa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana tenu....
Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai.
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".
Chad dila khayal ohda, Aaj kiti jinhe gal v nahi; wada karke jo nahi aya, uhne auna dila kal v nahi, ki tod nibaungi yaarian oh jehre yaad karde 1 pal v nahi...!!!! Aaj kiti jinhe gal v nahi; wada karke jo nahi aya, uhne auna dila kal v nahi, ki tod nibaungi yaarian oh jehre yaad karde 1 pal v nahi.
mein jaayi dhart punjab di,mera dol dol painda noor bai
meri akh di masti vekh ke,oye chade ambara tayi saroor bai
meri tor majajan matkani,menu kehn arsh di hor bai...
JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo
Uss nal yaari kade na layo, jisnu apne-aap te garur hove.. Maa-Baap nu bura na aakheyo, phavein lakh unha da kasur hove..
Bure raste na paeo, chahe kini v manjil dur hove..
Yaaro raah jande nu kadi dil na deyo, phave lakh mukhre te noor hove..
Mohabbat sirf othe kareyo, jithe pyaar nibhaon da dastoor hove..!