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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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A writer is someone who has taught his mind to misbehave.

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Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.

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A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude.

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A good friend will always stab you in the front.

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The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

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Liberty is the chosen resort of the artistic shopper.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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The value of an idea has nothing whatever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it.

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The body sins once, and has done with its sin, for action is a mode of purification. Nothing remains then but the recollection of a pleasure, or the luxury of a regret.

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That is the mission of art - to make us pause and look at a thing a second time.

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It is only through Art and through Art only that we can realize our perfection; Through Art and art only that we can shield ourselves from the sordid perils of actual existence.

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There was so much in you that charmed me that I felt I must tell you something about yourself. I thought how tragic it would be if you were wasted.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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As a rule, I think they are quite impossible. Geniuses talk so much, don't they? Such a bad habit! And they are always thinking about themselves, when I want them to be thinking about me.

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She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.

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Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.

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Behind Joy and Laughter there may be a temperament, coarse, hard and callous. But behind Sorrow there is always Sorrow. Pain, unlike Pleasure, wears no mask.

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I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices. I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do. If a personality fascinates me, whatever mode of expression that personality selects is absolutely delightful to me.

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Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.

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