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If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

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To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching.

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Those who won't hesitate to vivisect, won't hesitate to lie about it as well.

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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.

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A part of eugenic politics would finally land us in an extensive use of the lethal chamber. A great many people would have to be put out of existence simply because it wastes other people's time to look after them.

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The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.

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It seems as though every time you learn something new you have to give up something.

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The road to ignorance is paved with good editions. Only the illiterate can afford to buy good books now.

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Lack of money is the root of of all evil.

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God help England if she had no Scots to think for her.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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No age or condition is without its heroes . The least incapable general in a nation is its Cæsar, the least imbecile statesman its Solon , the least confused thinker its Socrates , the least commonplace poet its Shakespeare .

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I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.

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I find it easy to forgive the man who invented a devilish instrument like dynamite, but how can one ever forgive the diabolical mind that invented the Nobel Prize in Literature?

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Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism, and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains.

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The reasonable man will adjust to the demands of his environment. The unreasonable man expects his environment to adjust to his own needs. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.

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Ireland, sir, for good or evil, is like no other place under heaven, and no man can touch its sod or breathe its air without becoming better or worse.

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Security, the chief pretense of civilization, cannot exist where the worst of dangers, the danger of poverty, hangs over everyone's head.

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I want to be all used up when I die.

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Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.

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