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I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

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I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

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Hypocrisy ... is only bad when it is improperly used.

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Bible worship, though at its best it may achieve sublimity by keeping its head in the skies, may also make itself both ridiculousand dangerous by having its feet off the ground.

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During the last considerable epidemic at the turn of the century, I was a member of the Health Committee of London Borough Council, and I learned how the credit of vaccination is kept up statistically by diagnosing all the revaccinated cases (of smallpox) as pustular eczema, varioloid or what not---except smallpox.

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Money is the counter that enables life to be lived socially; it is life as truly as sovereigns and banknotes are money.

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I wish to boast that Pygmalion has been an extremely successful play all over Europe and North America as well as at home. It is so intensely and deliberately didactic, and its subject is esteemed so dry, that I delight in throwing it at the heads of the wiseacres who repeat the parrot cry that art should never be didactic. It goes to prove my contention that art should never be anything else.

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Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to be lost by doing what you like. Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

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A healthy nation is as unconscious of its nationality as a healthy man of his bones. But if you break a person's nationality it will think of nothing else but getting it set again.

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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.

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What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

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Freedom, my good girl, means being able to count on how other people will behave.

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Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

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The danger of crippling thought, the danger of obstructing the formation of the public mind by specially suppressing ... representations is far greater than any real danger that there is from such representations.

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I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

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We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

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Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

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