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Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

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But a mother is like a broomstick or like the sun in the heavens, it does not matter which as far as one's knowledge of her is concerned: the broomstick is there and the sun is there; and whether the child is beaten by it or warmed and enlightened by it, it accepts it as a fact in nature, and does not conceive it as having had youth, passions, and weaknesses, or as still growing, yearning, suffering, and learning.

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I have found, after a good deal of consideration, that the best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for Him here.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

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Everyone can see that the people who hunt are the right people and the people who don't are the wrong ones.

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You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking, and getting well hammered yourself.

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Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

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Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's heart; but death is a splendid thing -a warfare accomplished, a beginning all over again, a triumph. You can always see that in their faces.

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A revolutionist is one who desires to discard the existing social order and try another.

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If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.

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I have never admitted the right of an elderly author to alter the work of a young author, even when the young author happens to be his former self.

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What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

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Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

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Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.

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This souls'prison we call England.

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In your dread of dictators you established a state of society in which every ward boss is a dictator, every private employer a dictator, every financier a dictator, all with the livelihood of the workers at his mercy, and no public responsibility.

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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. They spell it so abominably that no man can teach himself what it soundslike.It isimpossible foran Englishmanto openhis mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.

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What man really wishes to do he will find a means of doing.

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