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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do. Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base

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In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

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The more I wonder, the more I love.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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The pure love of one soul can offset the hatred of millions.

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A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage.

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The quality of a marriage is proven by its ability to tolerate an occasional "exception.

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If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage.

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As Unto the bow the the cord is , So unto the man is woman; Though she bends him, she obeys him, Though she draws him , yet she follows: Useless each without the other.

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Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

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Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

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Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

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And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.

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Even cohabitation has been corrupted - by marriage.

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Marriage is a fight to the death. Before contracting it, the two parties concerned implore the benediction of Heaven because to promise to love each other forever is the rashest of enterprises.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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We love the things we love for what they are.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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