सुन पगली :woman:, :hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers: के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person: तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..
Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya
sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui
gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha
vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
Ladkiyo ka zuthh...
I Miss U
Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti
Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu
Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta
Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti
Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi.
Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata
Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain
Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
na me don hu jis k pi6 11 mulko ki police lagi hui he
na koi bazigar hu jo apne maksad k.liye freb krta he
samaj sako to samaj lo yaaro na singam na bodyguard hu
kasamkhan hu Jo SMS Karen me Dabang he
S....k....
Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?