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  • There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. G. Wells Quotes , Funny Quotes , Time Quotes
  • The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Time Quotes , Laughter Quotes
  • There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and because it takes a man's life to know them the little that each man gets from life is very costly and the only heritage he has to leave.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Life Quotes , Time Quotes