Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
Docter: Tumhari Kidney
Fail Ho Gayi Hai.
Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi
Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho.
Meri Kidney Kabhi School
Gaya Hi Nahi,
To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega
Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..
Friend:Garam pani Q?
Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda
Dikhaiyeh?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikau?
Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha
Saale Bandar Ki Aulad
Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara...
Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..