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  • 1 Sardar Library Me 3 Ghante 1 Book Padhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story. Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Thi. By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lawyer to Sardar:Geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to… dhan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • ट्रेन में वार्निंग लिखी थी…

    बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाले यात्री होशियार!

    सरदारजी इतनी लाइन पढ़ कर बिफर गये:
    वाहजी ये कोई बात हुई बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाला होशियार,
    हमने टिकिट लिया तो हम बेवकूफ़ :
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar:Kon? Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा
    और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे ,
    वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ??
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    सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने
    वाले भी पागल हैं !
    आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !

    माँ बेहोश !!:grin::grin::grin:
    Ise Kehte He Naya
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
    • 10 years ago



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