‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,
train aai,
upar likha tha Bombay MAIL,
wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha:
Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana
‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..
Srdar on 1st night-
Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.?
Wife:- Hairan..
Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai.
Wife-Wow!
Ab Pareshan karo?
Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
...
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi,
Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili,
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
Sardar ko gali me 100 ka note mila
Jispe likha tha HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Usne apni jeb se 100 ka note nikala or
Uspe SAME 2 U Likh kr wahi pe rakh diya.
Singh is King
Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha.
Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho?
Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head