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  • 1 Sardar Library Me 3 Ghante 1 Book Padhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story. Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Thi. By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai. Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya, Teacher bhi poochti hai Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • =>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village? . Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy. Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k " " Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui hy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar:Kon? Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best sardar jokes :: Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, "DELIVERED".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he, Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi.. SVS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
    • 10 years ago



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