SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ki birthday kese?
Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.
Sardar Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,
Upar Likha Tha Bombay Mail,
Wo Bhag Ke Chadh Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kha:
Jab Bombay Female Aye To Tum Bhi Chad Jana
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....
‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..
2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop
1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd:“Tu kia?”
1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye...
Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?.
Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy
Sardar: Lakh di lanat.
Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !
Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.