Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh
deti hai
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish hai
mushkil waqt me saath de
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Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh
faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par
Bhi shampu laga raha tha.
Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai
Ye Head & Shoulder hai..
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye
Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
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1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do.
Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta.
Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu.
Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.?
Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Tu kaha baithega.....???
1 Sardar Library Me 3
Ghante 1 Book Padhne K
Baad Bola So Boring Itne
Sare Characters But No
Story.
Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo
Telephone Diary Thi.
By - ANIL