Sardar Jokes

Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?

10 years ago

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Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)

10 years ago

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai ...

10 years ago

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Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !

10 years ago

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Sardar-Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Ghochu, Bevkuf Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.

10 years ago

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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

10 years ago

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1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.

10 years ago

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:: New sardar joke :: Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

10 years ago

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Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”

10 years ago

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Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di dost:dhoti q utar di? Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.

10 years ago

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3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: "hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.

10 years ago

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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

10 years ago

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

10 years ago

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Ek Sardaar Ji Rod Par Jaa Rahe The. Or Achanak Niche Juke Or Jor Se Chillaye. Sallo Sandas B Aise Karte Ho Jaise Koi Samosa Pada Ho.

10 years ago

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Lawyer to Sardar:Geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho

10 years ago

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=>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village? . Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.

10 years ago

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Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.

10 years ago

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3sardar so rahe the . 3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi.. 1 sardar or niche so gaya... Dusra bola. Oye! Ab jagah ho gai Upper aaja. Pawan

10 years ago

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Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

10 years ago

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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9 years ago

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