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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3sardar so rahe the . 3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi.. 1 sardar or niche so gaya... Dusra bola. Oye! Ab jagah ho gai Upper aaja. Pawan
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Girl phansi Laga Rhi Thi SardarNe Window Se Dekha, Socho SardarKya Bola Hoga? . . Sirf Latkne Se Height Ni Barti, Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye;-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar:Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho? Sardar:Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter:Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • PANDIT & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg me SARDAR:tu kaise mara? PANDIT:thand se or tu? SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai, Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li. pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola, sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi, Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili, baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha. Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: "hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ji apko logo ne kyon mara ? Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi, Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai, bus
    • 10 years ago



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