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  • Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di, Sardar dost se bola: Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sardaar Ji Rod Par Jaa Rahe The. Or Achanak Niche Juke Or Jor Se Chillaye. Sallo Sandas B Aise Karte Ho Jaise Koi Samosa Pada Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha. Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
    2 चढ़ गए,
    तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
    “WELL DONE”

    सरदार:
    ख़ाक Well Done
    जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! Pagal
    • 10 years ago



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  • SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • mast Story 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlaih to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi 2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn Doctor:lakh di laanet
    • 10 years ago



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