Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he
Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardar:yaar meri Biwi pani se bht darti hai,
Friend:acha wo kaise?
Sardar:yaar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!!
Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh
deti hai
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish hai
mushkil waqt me saath de
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Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh
faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///
Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya
sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di
dost:dhoti q utar di?
Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.