A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Pagal
1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..
Friend:Garam pani Q?
Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran
Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started
Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De
Raha Hai.
Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?
Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha
auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho
sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h
hahahahaaa......
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
...
सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे , वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ?? .. .. सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने वाले भी पागल हैं ! आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi
Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe
Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya
Nahi.:-)