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  • Sardar:yaar meri Biwi pani se bht darti hai, Friend:acha wo kaise? Sardar:yaar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: latest sardar sms jokes :: Sardar Train me susu karne gaya. Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua? Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Girl phansi Laga Rhi Thi SardarNe Window Se Dekha, Socho SardarKya Bola Hoga? . . Sirf Latkne Se Height Ni Barti, Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye;-
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: "hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: New sardar joke :: Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 9 years ago



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