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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
    2 चढ़ गए,
    तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
    “WELL DONE”

    सरदार:
    ख़ाक Well Done
    जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga... Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agee nikal gaya.. Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h hahahahaaa......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚ inspector: jail me kaise aye? sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye... Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di dost:dhoti q utar di? Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya.. Qnki Bank me likha tha.. “Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! Pagal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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