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  • 2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi.. Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao ! Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat! Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚ Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: latest sardar sms jokes :: Sardar Train me susu karne gaya. Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua? Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend 1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju. 2nd Sardar: No No No. 1st Sardar: But Why ? 2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To. . !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 10 years ago



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