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  • 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye... Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Teacher: Yad rkho ham is dunya me Dosron ki madad k liye aye hain-> . Sardar: Wah g wah!! te dosray Amb lain aye ne???? °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.! Que. the : 1. China kis Desh me he.? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.? Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha. Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Girl phansi Laga Rhi Thi SardarNe Window Se Dekha, Socho SardarKya Bola Hoga? . . Sirf Latkne Se Height Ni Barti, Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye;-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya. Sardar chalti bike per se bola- Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya? Tu kaha baithega.....???
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend 1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju. 2nd Sardar: No No No. 1st Sardar: But Why ? 2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To. . !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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