A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
PANDIT & SARDAR
Marne ke bad swarg me
SARDAR:tu kaise mara?
PANDIT:thand se or tu?
SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka
kisi se affair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha
Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.
pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,
sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta
to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,
Sardar dost se bola:
Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy
Sardar: Lakh di lanat.
Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran
Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started
Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De
Raha Hai.
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega
1 Sardar Library Me 3
Ghante 1 Book Padhne K
Baad Bola So Boring Itne
Sare Characters But No
Story.
Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo
Telephone Diary Thi.
By - ANIL
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda
Dikhaiyeh?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikau?
Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha
Saale Bandar Ki Aulad
Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!