Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye
Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi,
Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili,
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
Sardar:yaar meri Biwi pani se bht darti hai,
Friend:acha wo kaise?
Sardar:yaar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!!
1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..
Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to
Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko,
Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
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Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H,
Jo
Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha.
Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho?
Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head