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  • ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
    એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
    બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
    સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
    કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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    સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
    શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
    :flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko gali me 100 ka note mila Jispe likha tha HAPPY NEW YEAR. Usne apni jeb se 100 ka note nikala or Uspe SAME 2 U Likh kr wahi pe rakh diya. Singh is King
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar K Paas Sms Aya Bhejnewala Hoshiyar Padhne Wala Gadha. Srdr Ko Gussa Aa Gya Usne Reply Kiya Bhejnewala Gadha Padhnewala Hoshiyar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe? Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji. Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha? Sardar- Sabji..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,. Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra, Darwaza khola kundi haath mein, Nul khola tooti haath mein, Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein, Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara... Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter:Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best sardar jokes :: Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he, Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae
    • 10 years ago



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