Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
1 Sardar Library Me 3
Ghante 1 Book Padhne K
Baad Bola So Boring Itne
Sare Characters But No
Story.
Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo
Telephone Diary Thi.
By - ANIL
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,
Sardar dost se bola:
Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye...
Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?.
Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Sardar:yaar meri Biwi pani se bht darti hai,
Friend:acha wo kaise?
Sardar:yaar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath bethi thi..!!
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
:: New sardar joke ::
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.