Sardar Jokes

Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani

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A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:

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Admi Sardar Se: "Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai" Sardar Replied: . . . . . . "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota" Point 2 B Noted ;->

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Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe? Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji. Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha? Sardar- Sabji..

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Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega

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1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, "DELIVERED".

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:: latest sardar sms jokes :: Sardar Train me susu karne gaya. Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua? Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale..

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Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi.. SVS

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Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the.. 2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha “WELL DONE” Sardar-khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chodne aaye the.

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Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya. Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!!!

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman:Plain Me Dikau? Sardar:Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!

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Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy. Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k " " Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui hy

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Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga... Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agee nikal gaya.. Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal

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Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

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