Sardar Jokes

Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter:Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD Shop & Slapped the Operator twice. Guess why? Bcoz there it was written.. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

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Sardar park me baita tha Frnd:kya kar raha hai? Sardar:badla le raha hu. Frnd:kise? Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha hai...

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mast Story 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlaih to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha. Djsumit

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Sardar Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha, Train Aayi, Upar Likha Tha Bombay Mail, Wo Bhag Ke Chadh Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kha: Jab Bombay Female Aye To Tum Bhi Chad Jana

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1 Sardar Library Me 3 Ghante 1 Book Padhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story. Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Thi. By - ANIL

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Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.

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Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai ...

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Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.

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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . .

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Admi Sardar Se: "Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai" Sardar Replied: . . . . . . "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota" Point 2 B Noted ;->

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Sardar:international cooking k muqabley main gaya kafi dair tak khali karhai main chamcha hilata raha judge:kaya bna rahey ho? Sardar:phhhudddu

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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother

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Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

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Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q? Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he, Isse muje IDEAS aate he Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman:Plain Me Dikau? Sardar:Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

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