Judge:
Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal
3 Din Q Chori ki?
Sardar:
ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K
liye Suit Chori Kiya,
Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change
Krny Gaya Tha.
Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha?
Sardar- Neil Armstrong.
Teachr- Aur dusra?
Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga
Langda thodi na tha wo.
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda
Dikhaiyeh?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikau?
Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha
Saale Bandar Ki Aulad
Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,
Sardar dost se bola:
Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
1 Sardar Library Me 3
Ghante 1 Book Padhne K
Baad Bola So Boring Itne
Sare Characters But No
Story.
Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo
Telephone Diary Thi.
By - ANIL
Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.
Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?
Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ...
PANDIT & SARDAR
Marne ke bad swarg me
SARDAR:tu kaise mara?
PANDIT:thand se or tu?
SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka
kisi se affair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha
Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.
pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,
sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta
to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
:: latest sardar jokes ::
Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.