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  • Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar:Kon? Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi? Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter:Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara... Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha, Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi.. SVS
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: New sardar joke :: Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 10 years ago



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