Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha
auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho
sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h
hahahahaaa......
Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para
Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho?
Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)
Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya
sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di
dost:dhoti q utar di?
Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.
Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha?
Sardar- Neil Armstrong.
Teachr- Aur dusra?
Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga
Langda thodi na tha wo.
Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe?
Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji.
Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha?
Sardar- Sabji..
1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....