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  • 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h hahahahaaa......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman: Plain Me Dikau? Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye... Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy. Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k " " Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui hy
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese? Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do. Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta. Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu. Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.? Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: latest sardar jokes :: Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na
    • 10 years ago



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  • ट्रेन में वार्निंग लिखी थी…

    बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाले यात्री होशियार!

    सरदारजी इतनी लाइन पढ़ कर बिफर गये:
    वाहजी ये कोई बात हुई बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाला होशियार,
    हमने टिकिट लिया तो हम बेवकूफ़ :
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the.. 2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha “WELL DONE” Sardar-khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chodne aaye the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा
    और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे ,
    वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ??
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    ..
    सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने
    वाले भी पागल हैं !
    आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !

    माँ बेहोश !!:grin::grin::grin:
    Ise Kehte He Naya
    • 9 years ago



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