Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi
Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe
Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya
Nahi.:-)
:: latest sardar jokes ::
Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.
‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..
2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop
1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd:“Tu kia?”
1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Sardar In Hotel:
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya?
Waiter:Mere Bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift Hai.
Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he
Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
Sardar To His Friend.
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
& U?
Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.
1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..