Sardar Jokes

Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter:Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.

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Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

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1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

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sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

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1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

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Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai, Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga, 4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka Hai"

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PANDIT & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg me SARDAR:tu kaise mara? PANDIT:thand se or tu? SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai, Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li. pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola, sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.

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Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"

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Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya. Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!!!

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Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . .

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Sardar To His Friend. I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office.. & U? Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.

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Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy. Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k " " Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui hy

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Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara... Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are wah Vo kaise? sardar- Main Girls collage ka bus driver Hu na.

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha. Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

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