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  • 1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese? Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe? Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji. Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha? Sardar- Sabji..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai, Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga, 4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka Hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardarji went to a STD/ISD Shop & Slapped the Operator twice. Guess why? Bcoz there it was written.. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q? Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he, Isse muje IDEAS aate he Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman:Plain Me Dikau? Sardar:Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
    • 10 years ago



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  • Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: latest sardar sms jokes :: Sardar Train me susu karne gaya. Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua? Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
    • 10 years ago



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