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  • Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai.. Friend:Garam pani Q? Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter:Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3sardar so rahe the . 3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi.. 1 sardar or niche so gaya... Dusra bola. Oye! Ab jagah ho gai Upper aaja. Pawan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚ inspector: jail me kaise aye? sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein Pappu:Aree Vaha Wo Kese?? Sardar:Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • PANDIT & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg me SARDAR:tu kaise mara? PANDIT:thand se or tu? SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai, Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li. pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola, sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
    • 10 years ago



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