Sardar Jokes

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....

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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother

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Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! Pagal

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Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

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Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh deti hai Issliye mahilao se guzarish hai mushkil waqt me saath de . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

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Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara... Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?

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Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

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Sardar To His Friend. I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office.. & U? Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.

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2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu

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Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di, Sardar dost se bola: Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha

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Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do. Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta. Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu. Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.? Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?

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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha. Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

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