3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai
Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu
Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para
Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho?
Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh
deti hai
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish hai
mushkil waqt me saath de
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Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh
faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे , वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ?? .. .. सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने वाले भी पागल हैं ! आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.
Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Que. the :
1. China kis Desh me he.?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.?
Khan
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh
K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai,
Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga,
4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka
Hai"