Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Pagal
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.
1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ki birthday kese?
Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.
Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter- Mere bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI.
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh
deti hai
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish hai
mushkil waqt me saath de
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Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh
faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///