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  • Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman: Plain Me Dikau? Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya. Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚ inspector: jail me kaise aye? sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di.. Ander Sy.. Pinki:Kon Sardar:Main Pinki:Main Kon Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese? Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do. Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta. Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu. Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.? Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai.. Friend:Garam pani Q? Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi.. Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao ! Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat! Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi, Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili, baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
    • 10 years ago



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