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  • 1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese? Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya. Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend 1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju. 2nd Sardar: No No No. 1st Sardar: But Why ? 2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To. . !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba son:nai g again asked: dooba kia son:nai g Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
    • 9 years ago



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  • Admi Sardar Se: "Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai" Sardar Replied: . . . . . . "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota" Point 2 B Noted ;->
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • ट्रेन में वार्निंग लिखी थी…

    बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाले यात्री होशियार!

    सरदारजी इतनी लाइन पढ़ कर बिफर गये:
    वाहजी ये कोई बात हुई बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाला होशियार,
    हमने टिकिट लिया तो हम बेवकूफ़ :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman: Plain Me Dikau? Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi 2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn Doctor:lakh di laanet
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 9 years ago



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