A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
Judge:
Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal
3 Din Q Chori ki?
Sardar:
ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K
liye Suit Chori Kiya,
Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change
Krny Gaya Tha.
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha
auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho
sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h
hahahahaaa......
Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara...
Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother
A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran
Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started
Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De
Raha Hai.