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  • 3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: "hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya.. Qnki Bank me likha tha.. “Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal 3 Din Q Chori ki? Sardar: ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K liye Suit Chori Kiya, Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change Krny Gaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye... Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye." Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun? Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya? Waiter- Mere bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift HAI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚ Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • =>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village? . Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.
    • 10 years ago



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