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  • Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:international cooking k muqabley main gaya kafi dair tak khali karhai main chamcha hilata raha judge:kaya bna rahey ho? Sardar:phhhudddu
    • 9 years ago



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  • A sardarji went to a STD/ISD Shop & Slapped the Operator twice. Guess why? Bcoz there it was written.. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: latest sardar jokes :: Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10. Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon? Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai, Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo khana hai sona thodi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to… dhan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚ inspector: jail me kaise aye? sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha, inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: "hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di.. Ander Sy.. Pinki:Kon Sardar:Main Pinki:Main Kon Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 9 years ago



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