Judge:
Tum ne Ek He store se MusalSal
3 Din Q Chori ki?
Sardar:
ham ne Sirf 1 Din Apni BV K
liye Suit Chori Kiya,
Aglay 2 Din to Colour Change
Krny Gaya Tha.
Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh
deti hai
Issliye
mahilao se guzarish hai
mushkil waqt me saath de
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Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh
faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he
Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko,
Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
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Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H,
Jo
Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi..
SVS
Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha
auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho
sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h
hahahahaaa......
Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh
K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai,
Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga,
4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka
Hai"
Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"
Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy
Sardar: Lakh di lanat.
Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha