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  • Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha. Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya. Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • mast Story 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlaih to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha. Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye... Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?. Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya? Waiter- Mere bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift HAI.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman:Plain Me Dikau? Sardar:Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi.. Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao ! Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat! Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya.. Qnki Bank me likha tha.. “Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi 2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn Doctor:lakh di laanet
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar park me baita tha Frnd:kya kar raha hai? Sardar:badla le raha hu. Frnd:kise? Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
    • 9 years ago



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