Sardar Jokes

3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

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Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi? Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....

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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

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:: latest sardar jokes :: Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

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Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why? He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!

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Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! Pagal

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1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese? Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.

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Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.

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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . .

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1 Sardar K Paas Sms Aya Bhejnewala Hoshiyar Padhne Wala Gadha. Srdr Ko Gussa Aa Gya Usne Reply Kiya Bhejnewala Gadha Padhnewala Hoshiyar.

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4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
2 चढ़ गए,
तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
“WELL DONE”

सरदार:
ख़ाक Well Done
जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.

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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

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Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha, Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he

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