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  • 1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya.. Qnki Bank me likha tha.. “Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the.. 2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha “WELL DONE” Sardar-khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chodne aaye the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 sardarni behosh ho gai, Doctor-ye mar gai hai Jab usko jalane lage to wo uthke boli main zinda hu Sardar- chupchap padi reh, tu doctor se zyada janti he kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di.. Ander Sy.. Pinki:Kon Sardar:Main Pinki:Main Kon Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba son:nai g again asked: dooba kia son:nai g Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe? Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji. Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha? Sardar- Sabji..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,. Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h hahahahaaa......
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:international cooking k muqabley main gaya kafi dair tak khali karhai main chamcha hilata raha judge:kaya bna rahey ho? Sardar:phhhudddu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
    • 10 years ago



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