Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,
train aai,
upar likha tha Bombay MAIL,
wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha:
Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana
Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hai...
Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.."
Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ?
Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis...
Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend
1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se
Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju.
2nd Sardar: No No No.
1st Sardar: But Why ?
2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting
Pahchal Li To. . !