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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar:Kon? Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar-Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Ghochu, Bevkuf Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, "DELIVERED".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai. Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya, Teacher bhi poochti hai Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. “Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
    • 10 years ago



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  • SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye. . Wajah? . Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhe The. . Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola . O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne Kitne Grahk aye hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to… dhan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 10 years ago



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