Sardar Jokes

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia

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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

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एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
सरदार : केसे ?
गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
सरदार : पता नही …
गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
सरदार : 12
गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.

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Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di.. Ander Sy.. Pinki:Kon Sardar:Main Pinki:Main Kon Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi

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Sardar To His Friend. I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office.. & U? Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.

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Sardar:international cooking k muqabley main gaya kafi dair tak khali karhai main chamcha hilata raha judge:kaya bna rahey ho? Sardar:phhhudddu

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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

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Sardar:Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein Pappu:Aree Vaha Wo Kese?? Sardar:Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa…

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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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Sardar:Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son:Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar:Kon? Son:Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar:Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..

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Sardar:Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar:Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho? Sardar:Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

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Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,. Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.

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Sardar ji apko logo ne kyon mara ? Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi, Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai, bus

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1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2 srdar: Wo kaise? 1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

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Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do. Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta. Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu. Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.? Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?

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Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani

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Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?

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Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to… dhan

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