Sardar To His Friend.
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
& U?
Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.
Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?
Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ? गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है .. सरदार : केसे ? गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है सरदार : पता नही … गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला , बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ? सरदार : 12 गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....
:: Best sardar jokes ::
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop
1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd:“Tu kia?”
1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi
Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe
Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya
Nahi.:-)
1 sardar ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ki birthday kese?
Sardar: hmary haan semester System hai.