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  • Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Girl phansi Laga Rhi Thi SardarNe Window Se Dekha, Socho SardarKya Bola Hoga? . . Sirf Latkne Se Height Ni Barti, Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye;-
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra, Darwaza khola kundi haath mein, Nul khola tooti haath mein, Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein, Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: latest sardar jokes :: Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to… dhan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Medical Shop Par: Zeher Do. Dukandar: Bina Parchi Ke Nahi MiL Sakta. Sardar: Main Shadi Shuda Hu. Dukandar: Bas Kar Pagle Rulayega Kya.? Chhoti Bottle Du Ya Badi.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha, Train Aayi, Upar Likha Tha Bombay Mail, Wo Bhag Ke Chadh Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kha: Jab Bombay Female Aye To Tum Bhi Chad Jana
    • 9 years ago



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  • Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
    • 9 years ago



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