Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
Srdar on 1st night-
Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.?
Wife:- Hairan..
Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai.
Wife-Wow!
Ab Pareshan karo?
Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,
Sardar dost se bola:
Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he
Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !
Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha
Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi
Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai?
Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe
Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai.
Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya
Nahi.:-)
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua.
aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha !
Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi..
SVS