Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.?
Sardar: Mein Hath Se
Diwar Tod Raha Tha
To Kisi Ne Kaha
Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B
Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!
सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे , वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ?? .. .. सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने वाले भी पागल हैं ! आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !
Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko,
Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai
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Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H,
Jo
Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ...
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar or niche so gaya...
Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai
Upper aaja.
Pawan
A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.."
Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ?
Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis...
Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
Sardar- Shirt Sineke Liye 1 Acha Kapda Dikhaye...
Salesman-Plain Main Dikhau ?.
Sardar- Nahin Helicopter main Dikha... Saale bandar Ki Aulad, yahin Pe Dikha...
Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..
Friend:Garam pani Q?
Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agee nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chodne aaye the.
Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?
Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!