Sardar Jokes

Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikhaiyeh? Salesman: Plain Me Dikau? Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha Saale Bandar Ki Aulad Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!

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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

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:: Best sardar jokes :: Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

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ट्रेन में वार्निंग लिखी थी…

बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाले यात्री होशियार!

सरदारजी इतनी लाइन पढ़ कर बिफर गये:
वाहजी ये कोई बात हुई बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाला होशियार,
हमने टिकिट लिया तो हम बेवकूफ़ :

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love! Pagal

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Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai ...

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Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di dost:dhoti q utar di? Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.

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Admi Sardar Se: "Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai" Sardar Replied: . . . . . . "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota" Point 2 B Noted ;->

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Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.

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1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.

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Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

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Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi? Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga

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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi, Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili, baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"

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1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

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Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.

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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS ...

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Ek Girl phansi Laga Rhi Thi SardarNe Window Se Dekha, Socho SardarKya Bola Hoga? . . Sirf Latkne Se Height Ni Barti, Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye;-

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‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

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4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
2 चढ़ गए,
तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
“WELL DONE”

सरदार:
ख़ाक Well Done
जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.

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