Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
Pahle Sardarji:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Dusre Sardaarji:Oye main dusri Shadi ke liye kya dabaun?
Pahle Sardarji:Dusri shadi ke liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Sardar ko gali me 100 ka note mila
Jispe likha tha HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Usne apni jeb se 100 ka note nikala or
Uspe SAME 2 U Likh kr wahi pe rakh diya.
Singh is King
Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he
Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”