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  • Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • सरदार जी की माँ : पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा
    और वापस आने में 3 दिन लगे ,
    वो भी नयी कार से ऐसा क्यों ??
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    ..
    सरदार जी : माँ ! ये कार बनाने
    वाले भी पागल हैं !
    आगे जाने के लिए 4 गियर बनाये हैं , और वापस आने के लिए केवल 1 ही रिवर्स गियर बनाया है !

    माँ बेहोश !!:grin::grin::grin:
    Ise Kehte He Naya
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:international cooking k muqabley main gaya kafi dair tak khali karhai main chamcha hilata raha judge:kaya bna rahey ho? Sardar:phhhudddu
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh deti hai Issliye mahilao se guzarish hai mushkil waqt me saath de . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///
  • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚ Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia
  • 10 years ago



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  • ट्रेन में वार्निंग लिखी थी…

    बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाले यात्री होशियार!

    सरदारजी इतनी लाइन पढ़ कर बिफर गये:
    वाहजी ये कोई बात हुई बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाला होशियार,
    हमने टिकिट लिया तो हम बेवकूफ़ :
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar:Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho? Sardar:Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha
  • 10 years ago



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  • A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
  • 10 years ago



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  • A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
  • 10 years ago



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  • 4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
    2 चढ़ गए,
    तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
    “WELL DONE”

    सरदार:
    ख़ाक Well Done
    जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.
  • 9 years ago



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  • :: New sardar joke :: Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
  • 10 years ago



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  • SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
  • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye. . Wajah? . Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhe The. . Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola . O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne Kitne Grahk aye hai
  • 10 years ago



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