Sardar Jokes

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

10 years ago

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

10 years ago

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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

10 years ago

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4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
2 चढ़ गए,
तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
“WELL DONE”

सरदार:
ख़ाक Well Done
जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.

10 years ago

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

10 years ago

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

10 years ago

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
:flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:

9 years ago

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Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"

10 years ago

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Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..

10 years ago

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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

10 years ago

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Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai.. Friend:Garam pani Q? Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain

10 years ago

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Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh deti hai Issliye mahilao se guzarish hai mushkil waqt me saath de . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///

10 years ago

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.

10 years ago

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1 Sardar Library Me 3 Ghante 1 Book Padhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story. Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Thi. By - ANIL

10 years ago

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Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

10 years ago

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Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why? He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!

10 years ago

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....

10 years ago

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A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:

10 years ago

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to… dhan

10 years ago

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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

10 years ago

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