Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
:: Best sardar jokes ::
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
1 Sardar Library Me 3
Ghante 1 Book Padhne K
Baad Bola So Boring Itne
Sare Characters But No
Story.
Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo
Telephone Diary Thi.
By - ANIL
Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara...
Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha.
Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho?
Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..
Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..