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  • Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
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  • Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal
  • 9 years ago



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  • 3 Sardar bike se ja rahe the trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nhi 3 sawari chlana zurm hai? 1 sardar - hume malumhai isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodne jarahe hai .
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha. Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho? Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi, Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili, baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....
  • 9 years ago



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  • ट्रेन में वार्निंग लिखी थी…

    बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाले यात्री होशियार!

    सरदारजी इतनी लाइन पढ़ कर बिफर गये:
    वाहजी ये कोई बात हुई बिना टिकिट सफर करने वाला होशियार,
    हमने टिकिट लिया तो हम बेवकूफ़ :
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar:Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho? Sardar:Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
  • 9 years ago



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  • A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
  • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚ Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
  • 9 years ago



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  • 1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai, Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga, 4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka Hai"
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati
  • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
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  • A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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