Sardar Jokes

Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q? Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he, Isse muje IDEAS aate he Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay? 2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother

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Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.

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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha, Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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:: New sardar joke :: Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Rohail: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Katrena Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

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Lawyer to Sardar:Geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho

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Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!

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Ek Sardaar Ji Rod Par Jaa Rahe The. Or Achanak Niche Juke Or Jor Se Chillaye. Sallo Sandas B Aise Karte Ho Jaise Koi Samosa Pada Ho.

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Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.

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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

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Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”

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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi? Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga

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