Sardar Jokes

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi, Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili, baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"

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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bana raha hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy. Sardar party me pohncha To dekha k " " Logon ne pant aur shirt b pehni hui hy

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1 Sardar K Paas Sms Aya Bhejnewala Hoshiyar Padhne Wala Gadha. Srdr Ko Gussa Aa Gya Usne Reply Kiya Bhejnewala Gadha Padhnewala Hoshiyar.

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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:: latest sardar jokes :: Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

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Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani

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Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye. . Wajah? . Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhe The. . Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola . O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne Kitne Grahk aye hai

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A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away, Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey. He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said, Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

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Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q? Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he, Isse muje IDEAS aate he Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.

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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother

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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....

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1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.

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Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par Bhi shampu laga raha tha. Wife-kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho? Sr-Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai Ye Head & Shoulder hai..

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Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why? He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!

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3 sardar bike se ja rahe the Traphic wale ne roka aur bola, Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1 sardar: "hame malum hai Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.

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Sardar ji apko logo ne kyon mara ? Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi, Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye Photo lena hai, bus

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2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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