Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…
dhan
Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agee nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?
Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy
Sardar: Lakh di lanat.
Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai
Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara...
Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya..
Qnki
Bank me likha tha..
“Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the
Traphic wale ne roka aur bola,
Tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai.
1 sardar: "hame malum hai
Isliye to 1 ko ghar chhodane ja rahe hai.
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.