Sardar Jokes

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Sardiyo me bhainse kam dudh deti hai Issliye mahilao se guzarish hai mushkil waqt me saath de . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Doodh Garm karte waqt dudh faatne na de.....he he he he ///sss///

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Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”

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Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai, Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga, 4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka Hai"

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Santa Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha, Kisine Pucha, Umbrella Mein Hole Kyu? Sardar Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega.

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Teacher:Thund ko jumley main istamaal karo Sardar:Tusi sanu sabeq parha ditta sadey palley kuj pavey ya na pavey twanu tey thund pey gayi na

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4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ...

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Sardar in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya? Waiter- Mere bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift HAI.

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:: Best sardar jokes :: Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

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Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya.. Qnki Bank me likha tha.. “Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”

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1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..

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Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he? 2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He. Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehn k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai? Sardar: “Full Mummy Daddy style.

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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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:: latest sardar jokes :: Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.

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Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba son:nai g again asked: dooba kia son:nai g Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

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Teachr-Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha tha? Sardar- Neil Armstrong. Teachr- Aur dusra? Sardar- Teri to... Dusra v usi ne rakha hoga Langda thodi na tha wo.

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