Sardar Jokes

2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend 1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju. 2nd Sardar: No No No. 1st Sardar: But Why ? 2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To. . !

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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha. Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy Sardar: Lakh di lanat. Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal

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Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha .. Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ..

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Sardar:raat ko neand nai aati Doctor:aap raat ko late k 2000 tak gina karo neand a jaye gi 2 din bad sardar:mushkil sey 500 tak hi gin paata houn k neand a jati hai phir chaye pee k pourey 2000 karta houn Doctor:lakh di laanet

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya.. Qnki Bank me likha tha.. “Hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain”

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4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The, 2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone, Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.

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"Teacher: Yad rkho ham is dunya me Dosron ki madad k liye aye hain-> . Sardar: Wah g wah!! te dosray Amb lain aye ne???? °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•°

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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

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3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thik hai 1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya 2 din guzr gaye 2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola.... Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

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Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…

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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.! Que. the : 1. China kis Desh me he.? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.? Khan

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Sardar Apni Behan Pinki K Ghar Gaya Or Bell Di.. Ander Sy.. Pinki:Kon Sardar:Main Pinki:Main Kon Sardar:Tu Pinki Hor Kon, Pagal Jayi

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2 Sardar sit in a Coffee Shop 1st:“Jaldee pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd:“Tu kia?” 1st:Arey bay waqoof, Menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega

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Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"

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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ? Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .

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Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?

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