Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho....
saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai.
jo hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
APRIL FOOL.
Jan 1: I looked at her.
Feb 1: She looked back
Mar 1: I said "i love u".
After a while she also said "i love u" .
But when i looked at the calendar it was
April 1.
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai..
Happy april fools day.
Police-Tumane apane boyfrnd ko kyo mara.
Girl-Kamine ne bed pe giraya br* utari fir p*nty utari fir taang uthai c*ndom pehna
aur phir harami bola...
April fool
Koi aapse baat kare...
Aapki tarif kare...
Aapko smart kahe to...
Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..
Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki...
UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
.
.
.
took me to bed , removed my clothes ,
laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...
.
"APRIL FOOL"
Son: Maa Kitchen Me Naukar
Aur Naukrani Kiss Kar Rahe The.
Maa: Mai Abhi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon.
Son: April Fool !!!
Naukrani Ke Saath Kiss Naukar
Nahi Papa Kar Rahe The.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu..?