Police-Tumane apane boyfrnd ko kyo mara.
Girl-Kamine ne bed pe giraya br* utari fir p*nty utari fir taang uthai c*ndom pehna
aur phir harami bola...
April fool
What Is The Difference Between A Wise & A
Fool?
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..
...
A Wise Sends Sms & A Fool Keeps Reading
Them.
How Many Times Have U Read My Messages?
Happy April Fool!
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai kiduniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banatehai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai..
Happy april fools day.
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…
Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu..?
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Pyaare Bhaiyo ,
Aapki Girl friend ke
aapke baare me jo b
khayal nd galat
fehmiya
rehti hai ..
Woh aadhe se jyada
uski best friend ne use
batayi hoti hai :P :P
Joki humesha use
aapke
baare me kuch na kuch
sikhati rehti hai :P
is uski friend ik amne apni image acchi banao use b khush rakho
Agar aap chahte ho ke koi ladki ke dil me apne liye pyaar kaise dhundhe to simple yaar pahle uska picha karo tab tak ke use pata ho ke tum uspe line maar rahe ho phirlater likho later me khuch sher shayri likho aur 2 -3 baate apni dil ki likho phir apne naam ke sath uska naam likho aur mo.number zaroor likhna aur call karne ka time bhi phir jo tumne time diye uss time pe call aaya to samjh lena uske dil me tumhare pyaar hai.
31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING OF FOOLS BY THE EMPEROR OFCOOLS.. ITS UR DAY
Son: Maa Kitchen Me Naukar
Aur Naukrani Kiss Kar Rahe The.
Maa: Mai Abhi Un Ki Khabar Leti Hoon.
Son: April Fool !!!
Naukrani Ke Saath Kiss Naukar
Nahi Papa Kar Rahe The.