Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...
A friendship story:
1st frnd:dekh maine naya mobile Liya.
2nd frnd:waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2nd:tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1st frnd:mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2nd frnd:saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai".
A Heart Touching Story:-
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost
sunami me mar gyi..
Wo daily samundar k kinare jata,
Lehre aati or uske kadmo ko
bhiga jati,
Ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi
pav chu le..
Main kabhi tumhe maaf nahi
karunga…!
Me and my frnd story:
1: dekh maine naya mobileLiya.
2: waah,chal party de,
Me tuje gift dunga.
Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)
2: tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?
1: mobile Bechke,
Teri khushi se badhkar
thodi ku6 hai?
2: saale,muje pata tha,Tu aisa hi karega,
Maine tera becha hua mobile
Us dukan se le liyatha...
Le teri gift!
"Zindagi me dost nahi,
Dosto me zindagi hai"
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
dosti pe pyer kurban
ek dost garib tha or dosra amir tha par dono ko kisi bhi bta ka koe fark nhi padta tha dono ki dosti me kabhi koe bhi kami nhi thi ek din ek ladki college me aati hai dono man hi man us se pyer karte the par us ladki se nhi bol pate the dono dost ek dosre ko bhi nhi bataya tha ki wo us ladki se pyer karte the ek din ek dost ko pat chal jata hai ki vivek bhi us ladki se pyer karta hai dosra dost apna ap hi dor ho jata hai or apne pyer ko dosti ke liye kurban kar deta hai
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
right to thoko like
Ai dost jinn se hum ko tawaqo gulon kee thee,
Woh raaston mein khaar bakhere chale gaye,
Jo loot-te thay din ka saqoon raat ka qraar,
Kis desh ko woh haseen lutere chale gaye
Dukh hai dard hai toh dawaa hai dosti,
iss ghutan bhari zindagi ki haseen fiza hai dosti.
jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
jo samjhe uske liye khuda hai dosti
Friendship doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions.
it just need two wonderful people ..
Ae Dost Teri Yaad Mein Dil Ka Usool Hai
Hum Tujh Ko Bhul Jaayege Yeh Teri Bhool Hai
Meri Aankhon Se Koi Aansu Na Nikla Lekin
Ghar Ke Har Dar Se Rone Ki Sada Aati Hai
Shikwe Bhi Ziyaada Hai Aur Shikaayat Bhi Bohat Hai
Aur Iss Ke Liye Dil Mein Mohabbat Bhi Bohat Hai
Tum “ANJAN” Se Bichad Jao Toh Yun Maayus Na Hona
Kyunki Rishto Ke Nibhaane Mein Musibat Bhi Bohat Hai
Girl:
Kya Main Pyaari Hoon??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Mere Saath Rehna Chahte
Ho??
Boy:
Nahi
Girl:
Kya Tum Rou Ge Agar Main TumkO
ChOr DoOn??
Boy:
Nahi
Larki Ko Ye Sub Sun Kar Bohat Dukh
Huwa Or Wo Rone Lagi..
Larkey Ne Us Ke Aansu Ponchhe Or
Kaha:
Tum Pyaari Nahi Ho
Lekin
Bahot KhOObsurat Ho!
Main Tumhare Saath Nahi Rehna Chahta
Lekin Tumhare Liye Jeena Chahta
HoOn!
Agar Tum Mujhe ChhOd Gai TO Main
Roun Ga Nahi
Mar JaUnga..:-)’
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga.
AWESOME
A Very Very Triple Meaning Exchange Of
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.
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"Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"
Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni
Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday
Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond
Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
.
.
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :
Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine
.
.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...
Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
Like to kar do..
Dosti Mausam Nahi
Apni Mudat Pori Kare Aur Rukhsat Ho Jaye
Dosti Sawan Nahi
Toot K Barse Aur Tham Jaye
Dosti Aag Nahi
Sulge Bharke Aur Rakh Ho Jaye
Dosti Aftab Nahi
Chamke Aur Dob Jaye
Dosti Phool Nahi
Khile Aur Murjha Jay
Dosti To Saans Hai
Jo Chale To Sab Kuch Hai
Jo
Toot Jaye To Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Boy : aaj mere dil ka
operation hai .
Dost : pata hai be darta q hai
me hun na .
Boy : i love u
dost : Me bhi bahot pyaar karti
hun tujhse ...
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko
hosh aaya
to sirf uska papa hi samne
khada tha.
Boy : papa meri dost kahan
hai.
Papa : tumhe nahi pata
tumhe dil kisne diya.
Boy : what!
Aur zor zor se rota hai
Tabhi dil se aawaz aatii hai,
Ro mat kamine main tere sine me
hamesha ke liye zinda hun..!
cute story:
Ye dosto ki mehfil Ye rato ko jagna..
Gaaliyan sunke hasna phir juta leke piche bhagna
Bhabhi/jiju bolke dost ki gf/bf ko chidana
Ek samose mein 10 tukde baatna
pagalo ki tarah dusre ka dimag chatna..
Mar khake fir muskurana..
Kharch karna h par paise chupate h..
Ye sab ek din kho jayega..
Jivan shayad tanha ho jayega..
Fir bhi hum muskuraya karenge..
Aur apne dosto ko galiyan de kar fir
bulaya karenge..
Dedicated 2 my frnds 4evr... Like u.
Yaad Aate Hai Woh School k
Din...
Na Jaate The school Dosto k
Bin... Kaisi thi Woh Dosti,
Kaisa tha Woh Pyar...
Ek Din Judaai Se Darte the Jab Ata Tha Shaniwar...
Chalte-2
Patharo Pe Marte the
Tokhar...
Kabhi Has kar Chalte Kabhi
Naraz Ho kar... Kandhe Pe Bag
Liye, haath Mein Takhti Aur Pani... Kise Pata tha
Bachpan ki Yeh Dosti ko Bichda
Degi Ye Jawani... Yaad Aate Hai
Woh Ink Se Range
Haath...
Kya Din The Jab Karte The Lunch Saath... Chuttiki
Ghanti
Sun kar he bhag
Kar Class Se Bahar Aana,
phir Haste-2 Dosto se Mil Jana...
KHHAAASSHHH !!! Woh Dost Aaj
Bhi Mil Jaate,
Tho Dil mein Phir Se Dosti k
Phool Khil
Jaate...!
Suchh Kehte Hain Log Ke
Succhha Dost Zindagi Ke Shaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhund Nahi Paaya
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain
Meri Nazar Se Dekhoo
Toh Mera Her Ek Dost Meri Jaan Hain
Par Unki Sabse Pyarii Cheez
Apni Apni Jaan Hain
Isi Khayaal Mein Yaaro
Mera Dil Pareshaan Hain
Main Abtak Dhundh Nahi Payaa
Ke Mera Succhha Dost Kaun Hain….
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye
kKoun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane
jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
Kaun aayega yahan?
Na koi aaya hoga..
Mera darwaja hawaon ne hilaya hoga
Dil-e-nadan na dhadak
Koi khat leke padosi ke ghar aaya hoga
Gul se lipti hui titali ko gira kar dekho
Aandhiyon tumne darakhto ko to giraya hoga
Aye sanam,pardes mei mat yaad karo apna makan
Abke barisho ne use tod giraya hoga…………