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  • The mere existence of an additional child or children in the family could signify Less. Less time alone with parents. Less attention for hurts and disappointments. Less approval for accomplishments. . . . No wonder children struggle so fiercely to be first or best. No wonder they mobilize all their energy to have more or most. Or better still, all.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adele Faber Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Children Quotes
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    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Muje Pyar Dikhana Nahi Aata,
    Baato Ka Jaal Banana Nahi Aata,
    Log Kehte Hai Iski Koi GirlFrnd Nahi,
    Kaise Kahu Unse Ki Muje Ladki Patana Nahi Aata.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Anyone who has the temerity to write about Jane Austen is aware of [two] facts: first, that of all great writers she is the most difficult to catch in the act of greatness; second, that there are twenty-five elderly gentlemen living in the neighbourhood of London who resent any slight upon her genius as if it were an insult to the chastity of their aunts.
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Writing Quotes , Aunt Quotes
  • Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?



    Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.



    Sir:Wo Kaise?



    Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne Fir Kaat Di!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • When I first prepared this particular talk... I realized that my usual approach is usually critical. That is, a lot of the things that I do, that most people do, are because they hate something somebody else has done, or they hate that something hasn't been done. And I realized that informed criticism has completely been done in by the web. Because the web has produced so much uninformed criticism. It's kind of a Gresham's Law-bad money drives the good money out of circulation. Bad criticism drives good criticism out of circulation. You just can't criticize anything.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alan Kay Quotes , Hate Quotes , Law Quotes
  • Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai.
    Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
    Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
    Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Apna hath apne sir par phero. Ek bar fir phero,dubara phero, chalo ek bar fir akhri bar phero. Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote
    SVS
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband (jalane k liye):
    “Kal mere khawab me ek larki
    aai thi
    .
    .
    . .
    .
    Wah kya larki the
    .
    .
    . Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.??
    .
    .
    .
    Husband: “Tum ko kaise
    pata ?? .
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    .
    .
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    . Wife: “Uska husband mere
    khwab me aaya tha
    Husband Shock .. Wife Rock..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • I Am Not A Good Lover
    I Mess Up..
    I Always Make Mistake
    I Start A Fight..
    I Easily Get Jealous..
    But
    There Are 3 Things I Like About Myself..
    I Dont Play With Feelings
    I Give My All
    I Love Deeply..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Ladki Aayegi Jo Aapko Bahut Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Tauch Karegi Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA.
    Sale Nalayko
    Ab To Sudhro Shadi B Ho Gai Tumari
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Reaction Of Girls
    On Sizes-

    10"-Oh Faad
    Dega

    8"-Ui Ya, Mar Gayi

    6"-Oh Perfect

    5"-Ah Ok

    4"-Push More

    3"-Is It In?

    2"-Abe H Ki Nai

    1"-Aajse Tu Mera
    BHAI?
    • 9 years ago



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