sardar: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
sardar: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Docter: Tumhari Kidney
Fail Ho Gayi Hai.
Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi
Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho.
Meri Kidney Kabhi School
Gaya Hi Nahi,
To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
Sardar g ja rahey the k achanek kutta par gaya
sardar ney jaldi sey apni dhoti utar kar kuttey ki tarf pheank di
dost:dhoti q utar di?
Sardar:uney v laa e laini c.
PANDIT & SARDAR
Marne ke bad swarg me
SARDAR:tu kaise mara?
PANDIT:thand se or tu?
SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka
kisi se affair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha
Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.
pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,
sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta
to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..