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  • After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Syllabus- 80GB We study- 80MB Retains in mind- 80KB Write in exam- 80Bytes Result cums in binary digits i.e. 00 01 10 11 Kya life hai hamari?
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe" "Wo Hume Hum Unhe" "Hum Unhe Wo Hume" "Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Funniest Situation In Student Life When We Have No Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes And Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
    • 10 years ago



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  • Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behind every successful student, there is one Girlfriend But what about a failed student..?? ? ? ? ? ? ? Continue reading
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
    • 10 years ago



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