Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho
To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai
Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua
To
Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey.......
Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost
Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA phir Ud Gye Nind Re AAAeeeee,... Humma Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re... HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye... m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye... bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat... Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat.... question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:...... Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom: Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu... kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:♀ Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1: HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.... :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:
The Funniest Situation In Student Life
When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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.
.
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
.
.
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...