इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!! सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,, पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA phir Ud Gye Nind Re AAAeeeee,... Humma Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re... HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye... m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye... bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat... Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat.... question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:...... Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom: Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu... kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:♀ Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1: HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.... :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
:grinning::grinning::grinning: परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey: फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:
Neeraj Gupta
love letter v/s exam paper
love :
hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
or
exam :
hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate
.gn
Djsumit
The Funniest Situation In Student Life
When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.