Exam me sir ne copy karne diya..
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Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki
maine copy karne diya tha..
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Student - Na ji, hum kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar
jaye sala
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
he funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye,
Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye,
1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne,
Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..