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  • According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best
    • 10 years ago



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  • Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey....... Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam me sir ne copy karne diya.. . . . Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki maine copy karne diya tha.. . Student - Na ji, hum kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar jaye sala
    • 10 years ago



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  • he funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 7 things students do During exams preparation: 1- sleeping 2- eating 3- texting 4- watch movies 5- chat with friends 6- dream of touching books & 7- ask others Studied something?
    • 10 years ago



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  • After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Todays Students Thinking Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still A Hope Is Alove.. Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air & Said, “Head, I Go To Sleep.” Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
    • 10 years ago



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