:grinning::grinning::grinning: परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey: फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h..
Books h
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Notes h
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Time h
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Mauka h
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or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
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Mood;-)
इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!! सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,, पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.