Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Student style.
7 dayz bfor exm...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o
Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna
sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha...
Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha...
ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun...
ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab'
Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai
bol raha hu...!!
'ON EXAMINATION'
'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!
Agar Tum Kisee Paper Mai Paas Hona Chahte Ho
To Sari Kainat Tumhee Usko PassKarne May Lag Jati Hai
Or Agar Aesa Nahi Hua
To
Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huey.......
Suplementary Abhi Baqi Hai MereDost
Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
The Funniest Situation In Student Life
When We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes
And
Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...
Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai...
End
BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~
"Padhna-likhna tyag de dost,
Nakal pe rakh aas,
Odh Rajai soja beta,
Rab karega paas!!...
Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.