• Categories
  • Exam SMS   105
  • Exam me sir ne copy karne diya.. . . . Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki maine copy karne diya tha.. . Student - Na ji, hum kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar jaye sala
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • EXAM ke liye har book parh li hamne, . . . . . . . . . DUA hai facebook se bhi koi sawal Aajaye.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • he funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye, 1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne, Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Agr question papr tuff lge ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar Ke SMS Sweekar Kiye Jate Hai.. KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • y nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air & Said, “Head, I Go To Sleep.” Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS
  • Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Exam SMS