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  • Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete
  • 10 years ago



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  • Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
  • 10 years ago



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  • What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain
  • 10 years ago



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  • Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye, 1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne, Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
  • 10 years ago



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  • Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
  • 10 years ago



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  • he funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
  • 10 years ago



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  • Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay? Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!
  • 10 years ago



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  • After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
  • 10 years ago



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  • इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
    सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
    पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
  • 10 years ago



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  • "Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe" "Wo Hume Hum Unhe" "Hum Unhe Wo Hume" "Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
  • 10 years ago



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