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  • Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain
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  • SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction In all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
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  • A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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  • Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
  • 10 years ago



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  • Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He
  • 10 years ago



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  • Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
  • 10 years ago



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  • The Funniest Situation In Student Life When We Have No Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes And Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"
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  • Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h- Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra, Nakal se rakh Aas. Odh Rajai So ja Beta, Rab krega Pass.
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  • Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..
  • 10 years ago



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  • 7 things students do During exams preparation: 1- sleeping 2- eating 3- texting 4- watch movies 5- chat with friends 6- dream of touching books & 7- ask others Studied something?
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  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Remember happy moment of life. just like the way u remember movie, song. forget all sad moment of life, just like the way u forget answer after exam.
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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:
    परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
    अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
    फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:
  • 9 years ago



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  • Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams 1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50 2. Break after each 15 minutes 3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question 4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall 5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h.. Books h . Notes h . Time h . Mauka h . or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu.. bs 1 hi bat ki kami h.. . . . . . . Mood;-)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D
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  • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
  • 10 years ago



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  • Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best
  • 10 years ago



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