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Remember happy moment of life. just like the way u remember movie, song. forget all sad moment of life, just like the way u forget answer after exam.

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MOVIES OF SCHOOL Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

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Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai... End

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

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A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100? -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge Ya Smajh Me Na Aye To Ek Gehri Sans Lo Aur Zor Se Chillao Kami-no Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho...!?

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Behind every successful student, there is one Girlfriend But what about a failed student..?? ? ? ? ? ? ? Continue reading

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Student style. 7 dayz bfor exm... Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan.. haha..aram se ho jayega.. Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh... Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge... Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha... Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha... ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun... ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab' Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya? kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ? abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai bol raha hu...!! 'ON EXAMINATION' 'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

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Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...

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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye, 1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne, Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!

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Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.

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इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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