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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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EXAM TIME SONG

"THE HUMMA SONG"

Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
phir Ud Gye Nind Re
AAAeeeee,... Humma
Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re...
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye...
m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki
Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye...
bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat...
Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat....
question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:......
Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom:
Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu...
kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:‍♀
Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1:
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA....
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:

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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H, Writer- 6 Months Doctor- 2 Months Lawyer- 1 Month Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge

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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

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WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!

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Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

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Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h- Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra, Nakal se rakh Aas. Odh Rajai So ja Beta, Rab krega Pass.

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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

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Remember happy moment of life. just like the way u remember movie, song. forget all sad moment of life, just like the way u forget answer after exam.

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BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.

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