SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
In all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h.
agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka
faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai.
aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko
har student k sath share karo,,'
exam hatao'tree bachao..."
Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
he funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume"
"Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe"
"Wo Hume
Hum Unhe"
"Hum Unhe
Wo Hume"
"Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
:grinning::grinning::grinning: परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey: फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart: