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  • SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction In all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h- Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra, Nakal se rakh Aas. Odh Rajai So ja Beta, Rab krega Pass.
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H, Writer- 6 Months Doctor- 2 Months Lawyer- 1 Month Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
  • 10 years ago



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  • Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain
  • 10 years ago



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  • Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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  • Todays Students Thinking Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone.. Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come.. But Still A Hope Is Alove.. Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
  • 10 years ago



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  • Exams ka kala saya hai, Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h. agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai. aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko har student k sath share karo,,' exam hatao'tree bachao..."
  • 10 years ago



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  • Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
  • 10 years ago



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  • After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
  • 10 years ago



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  • EXAM ke liye har book parh li hamne, . . . . . . . . . DUA hai facebook se bhi koi sawal Aajaye.
  • 10 years ago



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  • A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
  • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
  • 10 years ago



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  • he funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
  • 10 years ago



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  • "Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe" "Wo Hume Hum Unhe" "Hum Unhe Wo Hume" "Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
  • 10 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:
    परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
    अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
    फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:
  • 9 years ago



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