Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h..
Books h
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Notes h
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Time h
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Mauka h
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or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
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Mood;-)
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA phir Ud Gye Nind Re AAAeeeee,... Humma Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re... HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye... m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye... bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat... Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat.... question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:...... Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom: Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu... kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:♀ Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1: HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.... :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin: