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Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

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After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

10 years ago

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Ye EXAM Ke Rishte bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain, Sab Apne Apne Naseeb Hote hain, Rehte Hain Jo Nigaho Se Door, Wo He QuEsTiOn Compulsury Hote Hain.

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y nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

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Exam Paper Song---- :notes::notes::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::notes::notes:

" Darwaaze :door: Ko Kundi Maaro Koi Na Andar Aane Paaye :no_good_tone1:..Teacher Ko :woman_tone1:‍:school: Samjha Do , Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1: Galti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaaye :no_good_tone1:.. ... Thaka Thaka :disappointed::disappointed: Jo Feel Kare , Wo Jaa Ke Thoda Juice :tropical_drink: Gatak Le....Aur Jisko Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1:nahi Krnii :no_good_tone1::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: , Woh Jaake Apnii Bhains :water_buffalo::water_buffalo: Charaye ... Bas Aaj Kii Baat Hai , Kal Se Wahi Syaape Hai , Jee Bhar Ke :sunglasses::v_tone1: Chaap Lo :joy:, ... Na Facebook Hai Na Google Hai .. Centre Pe Apna Raaz Hai :sunglasses::v_tone1::see_no_evil:..., Darne Kii Kya Baat Hai :shrug_tone1:‍♀...yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai :grin:... Yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai ....:grin::v_tone1::v_tone1::sunglasses:arrey Abhi Toh Paper Suru Hua Hai :grimacing::fingers_crossed_tone1::grin::sunglasses:.....

Hahahahaha:rofl::rofl:...All The Best To All The Students :information_desk_person::man_dancing_tone1:...

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Student style. 7 dayz bfor exm... Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan.. haha..aram se ho jayega.. Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh... Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge... Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha... Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha... ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun... ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab' Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya? kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ? abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai bol raha hu...!! 'ON EXAMINATION' 'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!

10 years ago

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Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He

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Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte Ae University waloPass krna h to kro Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte

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HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar Ke SMS Sweekar Kiye Jate Hai.. KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai..

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Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult. If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement... Happy Exams Days.

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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

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