Munna Bhai Style Jokes

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CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na

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Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, HeArT aTtAcK

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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai. Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

Minimom & Maximom...!"

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na

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MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

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Cow: Kya me Bolu Ox: Sun Cow: Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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