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  • Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, HeArT aTtAcK
    • 9 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit, Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai. Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sareladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
    • 9 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
    • 9 years ago



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