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  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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  • Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na
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  • After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!! Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..!
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  • Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai. Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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  • MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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  • Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, HeArT aTtAcK
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.
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  • MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
    • 10 years ago



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